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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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    I doubt even the premise is true

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      https://datausa.io/profile/soc/morticians-undertakers-funeral-directors

      Average Male Salary: $72,000/year.

      Average Female Salary: $50,000/year

      The answer is pretty clear.

      And why women want to be in the funerals industry

      https://datausa.io/profile/soc/morticians-undertakers-funeral-directors

      Though I am sure the joke is

      You can spell Necromancer without Romance

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        Same link you provided, scroll down a bit.

        Male workforce: 26777

        Female workforce: 13568

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          If you’d fleshed yhat out into an actual argument you’d likely have realized that you’ve no leg to stand on.

          The only way that carries over for a conparison, regardless of your conclusion/evaluation is if the numerator (the total amount of income) is larger for men than it is for women such that the denominator (the number of people in the partition) cannot make up the difference. If you’ve got six pears and your parents have twelve, then you’re equal on pears. If you’ve 6 lemons and they’ve 20, they each have almost 2 lemons for every single one you have. Ratios are designed for meaningful relative comparisons given that the dimensions/units on both sides of the relation agree. Their rational components are not.

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            The premise was that there is a preference to hire women over men. The fact is that 66% of the workforce is male. Where is the preference?

            We have no information about applicant ratios which would be helpful. So the conservative estimate is 50:50 until we know more. But in any case, the current data give us no indication for a preference for women that was claimed in this post.

            Get some sleep!

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    Because, they can shamelessly pay them less and get away with it?

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      No because men rape the dead bodies of women

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        I wouldn’t even consider to call them human, let alone “men”. Just talking animal.

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          Talking animal is what all humans are…

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      • minorkeys@lemmy.world
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        Why would you consider that to be rape?

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          Dead people can’t consent

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          • minorkeys@lemmy.world
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            Objects can’t consent at all and they never could, permission from an object to act on it sounds exactly like why the right think the left has gone crazy.

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            Neither can shoes.

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          Why wouldn’t you? There are very few instances in which one can assume they have consent over another person’s body.

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            Because rape is something that happens to a person, not an object. Are women raping their dildos?

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              Hey, what kinda person are you?

              • minorkeys@lemmy.world
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                A rational one.

            • BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world
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              Putting aside the discussion about bodies and objects, the primary concern is consent - which also applies to objects anyway. Would you steal a dead person’s wallet “because they don’t need it anymore”?

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                Can you rape a wallet?

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          Why would any man consider that…

          Ew.

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            As a man, some of my brethren are fucking gross and have no self control

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    Bless my heart for thinking it was for corpse makeup…

    • AxExRx@lemmy.world
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      I was thinking better expression of sympathy for the loved ones.

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    Can we get more than twelve pixels on this repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost?

    That person appears to have a face under their nose.

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        I’m guessing pixel blasted septum piercing

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    I scrolled through the whole comments section and not a single Sexy Losers reference? For shame.

    That link is about as tame as the comic gets.

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    damn i thought the title of the post was a slur and not did you know

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    1000003346

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    To pay them less? That’s so fucked up.

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    Dudes just wanna crack open a cold one.

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      ಠ_ಠ

    • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world
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      Dudes just wanna snap into a slim jim

    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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      uncomfortable upvote

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        But Lemmy is blue for an upvote

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          Not in my front end

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            Must be on Voyager

            • Mexigore@lemmy.world
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              Nah it’s boost

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      The fucking quality of your oneliners, a thing of beauty.

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      Ugh. Take my upvote.

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    Because the corpses don’t tell them how pretty they’d look if they smiled?

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      Haha heh ahhh lol

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    so i guess it was a massive red flag when i asked them how many cameras were in the room during my interview

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      No, but telling them about your Twitch channel was a bad idea.

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        “Yes sir, I do onlyfans as a side gig.”

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    There was some (mildly) famous case, I think a book was written about it, of a woman who was a necrophiliac and worked at a morgue. There was a big reddit thread about it years ago.

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      Also corpses turn rigid.

      Just saying.

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      Bit chauvinistic to assume women can’t be necrophiles if they put their minds to it, innit?

      Unlike the FBI I don’t make crass assumptions about my perverts.

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    Yes but…

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      Yes, but that’s temporary. They’ll get tender after a while 💖

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        I was more thinking they meant it’s something useful for women who’s into that stuff.

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          I didn’t think of the women! No wonder I’m single. At least until I’m dead and stiff 💖

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      A massive priapism!

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        Priapism

        That’s our word of the day, now check this song out!

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