I guess it’s a good thing DOGE put a stop to it then, right?

Upgrading from 20MB to 40MB was so fucking boss.

Ooh also try sliced almonds. Or feta cheese. Or quartered artichoke hearts. Salads are so good with the right toppings.

You make me sad.

JavaScript kind of had a weird path though, with like a rebirth on server side, and then all these trendy libraries and frameworks and other bullshit.

First learn C, then learn C++, then learn Java. In that order, each will make you appreciate what the previous one lacks. From there, you should pretty much be able to learn anything.

That sounds terrible. Glad you survived.

Carrots are the new eggs.

Do you garlic with your tomato? Is good but not for vampire.

Were you or your mom overweight or there was some kind of medical issue that made her force this diet on you?

Even without a wheelchair, that looks super unsafe.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Do I get a free Nazi tshirt before P Diddy names you in the trial?

Your hooman is an oppressor of the maga patriarchy and will be assimilated. Wtf is your username

You’d think they would see this all the time.

And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.

Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

Also if the pizza is really hot, it does burn damage to the roof of your mouth.

Oyyy krikey!

I hope you put a can of beer back in there with a note before you sealed it back up.