I still have the dresser I was using when I was a little kid. I’ve had it for at least 45 years. It’s a little banged up, but good solid wood.

Just give up already.

Kooshhh!

The little marshmallows require a little more work.

Dumb TVs are a bit more expensive, but definitely worth it.

IIRC like half of all species in earth are just different kinds of beetles.

I always wondered what happened to him after his world famous Gushers commercial.

I’ve heard of tramp stamps being war crimes, but this bitch is just being a tryhard.

I’ve always wanted to fly into the sun.

Apparently pumpkins can get big enough to become president.

One bad day away from a Batman villain.

My fiance is a chef at an old folks home and gets holiday pay + normal pay.

I’m just waiting so I can watch GrayStillPlays do wall rides while riding on an alligator with the chaos mod running.

Get on my level scrub.

No but seriously, nice work, it looks very clean. Maybe could have been more ergonomic, but if it’s comfortable without fucking up your wrists then maybe not.

GSLSWVPG

I think that’s a Welsh nickname.

Cat: where’d that fucking bird go?

It looks low enough to smack your head on when you stand up too fast.

Why settle for one sin when you can combine them using the power of compound words!

Sluttony is a great one, combining Sloth and Gluttony while implying Lust.

FFS at least peel it first.