Buy AMD stocks.
Would have been rich! Or perhaps Nividia.
Bitcoin, AAPL, 2005
This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.

Annual psychiatric screening 👍
Got a few things I’d sure love to have caught 5 years earlier than I did
“ALIEN INVASION SOON”
I do a little self-trolling :)
Bitcoin, Dogecoin, GME
Don’t fall for it, stay strong, don’t cede to temptation
Bitcoin Law Travel
You are fucked.
Bitcoin exceeds 100000
That’s 5 words
bitcoin five zeroes
Um, if you know about it beforehand, prep your notes and summarize them into about A4 size and just say “read this note”
Buy Nvidia now
Sell Nvidia 190
Gotta give yourself an exit strat or you’ll pop off too early or end up bagholding
If I know it’s me, “mine some Bitcoin” if I don’t necessarily know it’s me? “You transitioned… Me”
“Recent life story?”
Am I the only person on Lemmy who isn’t 18 yet
I’m assuming that they are aware that I’m them from another time
Doesn’t get better.








