it was just one guy who was like

 for num in range(3000000):

  if num < 23000:

    Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True)

    continue

  Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)

i never thought the dead parrot sketch was funny

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

Whoever this “Jerry” is, he needs our help, he may not be sick now, but if he keeps it up he will be

“Feel worthless? Just look at this person who, unlike you, actually has their shit together”

which is total bullshit btw. typical neolib insanity. mcdonalds fries are the best

they changed several words. the original T-shirt is “Fuck McDonalds | Burger King’s Fries Are Much Better”

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes

wait till you get one of those neuralink chips and you’re forced to like all of elon’s tweets

from now on he’s gona be concerned, making texts like “hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?”

and then if you’re like me and you’re too lazy to type out zsearch every time you just do

alias z="zsearch"

my google search history is cursed but my zsh history is blessed because i can just do

zsearch() { cat ~/.zsh_history | grep "$1" }

hang on let me check my frog folder

i have 684 frogs in my frog folder

neil “the grass” tyson

know what’s extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like “find out”. i convince myself that the preposition i’m thinking of is wrong

why use fancy word when good word do trick?

So tired of these “Christians” who think “Christianity” is about “Christ”. Where the fuck would they get that idea

elon being funny? gotta be fake

it’s doable. make a bar that plays music but everyone has to listen to it with headphones. so if you wanna chat you just lower the volume. you’d pay extra for the headphones, but imo it’s worth it. i’d love to be able to hear what people are saying and not have to scream at someone just so they can hear me