loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squarePost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPlease post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squarePlease post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-24 days agoTragically, I only got to celebrate my birthday for half a minuteplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down14
arrow-up1166arrow-down1message-squareTragically, I only got to celebrate my birthday for half a minuteplus-squareSusaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
beansbeansbeans@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoWhat do you call spherical cows in a particle accelerator?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down16
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call spherical cows in a particle accelerator?plus-squarebeansbeansbeans@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 7 days agoThe airline agent would not let a hunter check his dead gazelle as luggage.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up198arrow-down11
arrow-up197arrow-down1message-squareThe airline agent would not let a hunter check his dead gazelle as luggage.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Splount@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoYou know what I don't like about people who do yoga?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down12
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareYou know what I don't like about people who do yoga?plus-squareSplount@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 9 days agoWhat do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down11
arrow-up1118arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?plus-squareMelatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 10 days agoI sent ten different puns into a pun contest in hopes of having a winner.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down18
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareI sent ten different puns into a pun contest in hopes of having a winner.plus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 10 days agoI got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1136arrow-down12
arrow-up1134arrow-down1message-squareI got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayEnglish · 10 days agoToday I had a job interview at a mirror factoryplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down13
arrow-up1109arrow-down1message-squareToday I had a job interview at a mirror factoryplus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 12 days agoWhy Was The Broom Late For The Meeting?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down10
arrow-up195arrow-down1message-squareWhy Was The Broom Late For The Meeting?plus-squareslothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
EvilFonzy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoBe careful out there, mon amie. lemmy.worldimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1179arrow-down15
arrow-up1174arrow-down1imageBe careful out there, mon amie. lemmy.worldEvilFonzy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 15 days agoPregante? lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1277arrow-down117
arrow-up1260arrow-down1imagePregante? lemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 15 days agoThere was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1199arrow-down19
arrow-up1190arrow-down1imageThere was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres lemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
Trex202@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agoWhy we don't build houses with silver nailslemmy.worldimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down112
arrow-up1254arrow-down1imageWhy we don't build houses with silver nailslemmy.worldTrex202@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 16 days agoI accidently swallowed the cat's meds last night.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down13
arrow-up1100arrow-down1message-squareI accidently swallowed the cat's meds last night.plus-squareslothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 16 days agoWe're choosing a musical name for our baby daughter.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down11
arrow-up1113arrow-down1message-squareWe're choosing a musical name for our baby daughter.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square14linkfedilink
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comEnglish · 19 days agoEveryone should know the best time on a clock.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1163arrow-down13
arrow-up1160arrow-down1message-squareEveryone should know the best time on a clock.plus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoA truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the freewayplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up1153arrow-down10
arrow-up1153arrow-down1message-squareA truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the freewayplus-squareWhatsHerBucket@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 20 days agoThere are pop tarts but no mom tarts.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1302arrow-down19
arrow-up1293arrow-down1message-squareThere are pop tarts but no mom tarts.plus-squareMelatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
