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Professional cow, Linux Nerd, Hardcore Techno enthusiast. The Emporer protects us.
Did that for the first 19 years of my life until I realised, that I was trans and started to take Carr of my outward expression. While my old clothing style was boring, it was as simple as grabbing a new pair of clothes from my drawer each week and not having to worry about anything.
If you ever want to get revenge with someone, there are 2 very good ways you can get your revenge:
Gather some pee, pour it onto a plate and put it in your freezer until its completely frozen. Now you can deposit it everywhere you want, and wait for the pee to melt. Common places for a pissplate are sliding it through the slit at the bottom of a door or inserting it into the mailbox.
Collect some poop, wrap it into some paper, deposit it in front of your enemies house, ring the doorbell and light the poop on fire. When they open the door they will probably try to stomp out the burning paper and stomp right into your poop.
If you havent been banned on lemmy.ml you either dont interact with that instance or you might have to rethink you political ideas. Being banned on ml is quite the certificate for not complete brain dead.
Well I’m not even thirty, so I’m probably not him.
I definitely crave them.
rough rough!!! :3
What the hell did I just read?
turnmeintoagirl.com is a greatwebsite for all those transfems that still dont know they are trans.
Nah, she fucked me over intentionally. There was stuff like my neighbor being loud in class and me getting in trouble for it. At some point i loudly called her a bitch in front of the whole class. I did get quite in trouble for it, but that bitch definitely deserved it to be called like that.
Sharks are cool. Its sad to see, that they have the image of being bloodthirsty human killers, while statistically speaking you are more likely to get killed by a coconut falling down a palm tree then by a shark.
I absolutely fucking hate S"hake it off" by Taylor Swift.
It is probably one of the few songs that I hate in particular (usually I just dont like a genre and not a particular song).
The reason for this is in fact quite simple. when I was in the third/fourth grade I got a class teacher that hated me on a personal level. Her attitude wass literally like “fuck this kid in particular”. In the 4th grade we were forced to do some kind of performance/dance as a whole class to this song and it absolutely ruined this song forever for me (tbh, nothing of value has been lost, I kind of dont like Taylor Swift in general).
That was my Second thought too.
I think I’m kind of fucked. I Am forever lost in the depths of Linux. I just read the headline and thought to myself “Who the fuck pays for a Linux terminal and what does it have to do with emulators?”
10 pounds a week is about 5kg a week, so its closer to 0.75kg a week (I did not do the exact math, but just guessed a little bit)
Tbh if I wasn’t basically a functional alcoholic I would probably be in great shape if I wasn’t drinking so much liquid calories. But my life sucks and it’s how I cope. I make it to work on time and put in a good shift, but I still have a lot I can improve on.
One step at a time. Trying to throw out all of your bad habits at the same time is probably not going to work.
Thats even better.
In germany we also got an official name for this: Morbus Kobold
The background behind this is a dissertation from the 1970s, where someone investigated injuries caused by masturbating with vacuum cleaners. A lot of the injuries were kaused by the Brand “Kobold” (or goblin in English), which shaped the term “Morbus Kobold”.
Sadly I could not find any English resources about this and the wikipedia article is only available in German.
I would agree, that some parts of the Elsevier website are quite shit but I would not come even close to saying its unusable in any form.