Get the liquidators! They have found a second elephant’s foot.
The congratulations just hits differently since it’s not an adjective. It’s so much more personal
When I say well done, I mean well done!
I read every single one in Gordon Ramsay’s voice.
I read them in Stephen Fry’s narrator voice
Fucking CERN needs to hire this man, he created an entire sun in his kitchen. They’ve been trying to contain nuclear fusion for decades and my man does it by accident in a pastry.
Why? That’s nicely al Dante
Yes, that’s right, I ordered the Mount Doom soufflé.
Honestly have no idea what I’m looking at.
Is this how they make lava cake?
Fusion cuisine 😏
That one friend who insists that they don’t know how to cook.
You reassure them and tell them they can learn.
The friend who can’t cook goes on to boil a pot of water and returns with this abomination that defies physics
My mother in law has ruined a pot in the process of boiling water.
It can happen…
She isn’t allowed to cook for many reasons.
Bro recreated the elephant’s foot. That’s at least 3.6 Röntgen.
Not great, not terrible.
Babe wake up, new Chernobyl just dropped.
That looks amazing. Does anyone know how this could have been done? I’m not asking for a friend, I’d just love to know.
It got way too fuckin hot. Happy to assist 👍
