+1 for D

It’s literally where the world gets most of their spices … the English fought wars for those places and those spices

Don’t worry we’ll have a special day of the year to celebrate trump in the future … the day of the year he freaking dies.

I think a better way to decide on an instance is reliability.

What is the instance, where is it based, who runs it. I don’t mean to completely dox people but they should provide some meaningful background info to legitimate themselves.

Personally I wouldn’t trust instances run by individuals unless I knew the people personally and I could talk to them. Otherwise you will always run the risk of leaving your content in the hands of someone who may or may not want to continue running their instance.

Is it run by a single individual, a group or an organization? I’d rather trust a group or organization and the more info they gave about themselves and their team and messaging the better. A group or organization is less likely to fall apart if any one person decides to quit.

A well organized group who know how to raise and maintain funds will also be less likely to fail.

And the user themselves have to make themselves responsible as well. Once you find a reliable instance that you like … give them money, support them, donate to them. The whole system needs money to operate and the people who make it work should be paid for their time and effort. If we all paid a little for every little bit of the fediverse we use, the more reliable and stable it will all become. The little bit we pay to every little instance we use will mean that it will be less likely to devolve back into a monolithic centralized corporation that controls everything all over again.

TIL … communism is the equivalent of the Human Centipede

My anus? or yours?

Making as many mistakes, missteps, misunderstandings, misconceptions and misses as possible.

Ohhhhhh Nooooooo … (POWWWWW)!!!

NSFL

Luck as in ‘lucky enough to have your entire species wiped out by a single unforeseen catastrophic event or climatic change’

What’s wrong with you? … This is torturous … Now I have to wait until I go back to the restaurant and hope that they are serving this soup again to even think about trying it with garlic bread. I’ll be thinking about this for days, weeks even.

I’m also really excited, and very curious at the thought of pizza soup inside a garlic bread bowl. You’ve cursed me with these visions … thanks.

Dinosaurs would have evolved into more exotic forms if they hadn’t been wiped out by an asteroid

We might unfortunately end ourselves through our own actions in a similar way

I wouldn’t worry about it … evolution is all about the survival of the luckiest and most fortunate

Sure it is survival of the fittest, strongest and most capable … but often through earth’s history … survival is more often left to the survivors, the lucky few who were just fortunate to survive.

It looked like a tomato noodle soup … but a soon as I tasted it, the seasoning they used was a perfect combination to make it taste exactly like pizza.

I didn’t get any bread with it but now you gave me an idea to try it next time.

I went to my local restaurant a few weeks ago and discovered they make “Pizza Soup”

I laughed at the waitress at first and then asked for an order thinking it was going to be terrible.

I couldn’t believe it … it was soup that tasted like pizza. It was amazing.

So close

Get rid of billionaires

Without billionaires we’re all or the majority of all of us get to compete on a level playing field and have fewer problems. It won’t create a utopia because we’re just a bunch of messed up monkeys but at least it would be a better situation than what we have now.

This is how weak, fragile and cowardly the right … especially the far right are

They love to make fun of everyone and everything no matter how horrendous, ugly and ignorant it makes them look and sound

Yet they can’t stand and completely break down and cry whenever anyone stands up against them in the smallest ways.

Oh wow … my antenna must be perfectly aligned today! … I can actually see this image without any static or distortion.

EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE!! — DON’T MOVE!!!

The prosecutor had a lot to unpack

With my dictatorial powers … my first action would be to seize and outlaw extreme wealth. No one would be allowed to own more than $1 million.

All the money collected would be used for government and providing a Universal Basic Income for everyone.

And I’d get a designer to make me a big fancy hat.