How dare you not post the copyable text too lol
ITT: people that have never seen these kind of copypastas before. This isnt a unique phenomenon, they go out every holiday and major event. Here is one I got on halloween from a friend:
DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻♀️Witches 🧙🏻♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾♀️ be a bore 😴… so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
A lot of people here missing the joke that Maga usually writes messages like this, and that this is a parody
I don’t know the background or family history here… but I am going to bet that mom had it coming… just guessing here
>smoke a fat blunt to celebrate the voting outcomes
>text your racist mother thisWe’re already on WOKE 2.0.3. Make sure to update, because there was a pretty important security issue that was patched.
Debian users casually still having to use WOKE 0.9.1 with a gtk2 ui cause theyre stuck in 2010
If you’re not on nightly alpha builds are you even a true wokie?
Fuck I was late and they got my fridge, thanks for spreading the word
Ah shit they put Twitter on it didn’t they?
CIA Chatbot snuck in there again eh?
Nah, NSA does that. CIA are the
Thank god for the update. We were stuck on an unstable build for years.
Splish splosh bitch
Flipping seats that have never been flupped
discovered my newest stim
One, she seems immature, but you also seem like you were overbearing and MAGA, so the shoe fits all around.
Might unblock my racist maga ice supporting mother just to send this to her too
Clearly a parenting fuckup, all’s fair.
What is fair?
All
That rage bait reads like a hexbear copypasta
Fuck is a hexbear? Isn’t it a Lemmy instance that no one uses anymore?
When I joined I saw some communities on my blocklist. I unblocked them to “give it a chance”. They were on the block for a reason. I’m sorry to have doubted you Mr. Blocklist.
It’s about ten times more intelligent and twenty times more legible than anything a hexbear can write.
You just can’t appreciate the academic and intellectual powerhouse that is an argument backed by pig’s balls with feces.
Well I was dropped on my head a couple times as a child but that’s only because mother is an alcoholic.
I’m sorry to hear about your mother.
You’re giving hexbear too much credit
A real shitpost.
This is absolutely hilarious
“saying no their vegetables” lol
Ruthkanda Juuche is very funny. I had to look up ruthkanda, but it’s very funny.
ruthkanda
oooh it makes sense now: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ruthkanda-forever
Does my inability to read that make me genX?
You say what is on the emoji out loud, unless it’s just illustrating what is immediately around it.
Honestly, that’s not “young people talk”. That is way too complete, I don’t think anybody bellow 30 ever talked in full words like that. This is “old people imitating young talk”.
Millennial here, I read it by skipping over the emojis, as if they didn’t exist, and it was at least as understandable as most other random internet ramblings.
WAKANDA 4️⃣EVA
More like WOKANDA
2.0
