You do you. Reminds me of being a tiny child who thought the word crap was “crab” lol

Makes me cringe. Sounds like a small child who thought they learned a cuss word. Or someone very afraid of being “offensive”

Shitty*

That really paints a dark future

It’s a truly complicated task

Yeah, no.

Fucking cringe answer

blasted rope

😬

Shitpost or shit post?

You’re an AI.

Exactly

farts on my balls

🤮🫠

Jaquine Auwf*

lol

I’ll pretend I’m what you imagine for a moment. ANDROID DOES ALL FINE THINGS, GOOGLE INNOCENT AND APPLE BAD BECAUSE DUMB REASON. Feel better?

lol, couldn’t be prouder to not be in that cult with the likes of people like you.

How you know I’m full of shit is that your brain is set to “apple good” with no other priorities in the mix. What people like you don’t realize is that I could literally not care less what you believe. The responses I leave here are for non-zombies reading the thread.

If you have to lie

Yeah, ok. Last I checked, telling someone they didn’t read correctly wasn’t an argument. And you didn’t read correctly. At all. Or maybe it’s you who is lying? That would be explained by this comment being pure projection.

Hmm I didn’t consider that I needed to list [every corporate action for the past 200 years]. Good point though. Next time.

They just said they wish they could have an iPhone, and that it was jailbroken. Implying a power user who knows what they want (an iPhone) and how to use it. And this response wouldn’t have been appropriate for almost any context, but in this one it’s particularly nonsensical.