My dick drips like a leaky faucet and my doctor says it’s normal.

He’s decent when he gets his shit fucked up in Fight Club.

I’ve preordered seven copies already so when they raise the price i can sell them and profit.

That’s my breakfast smoothie.

That’s an expensive oops.

Yeah she’s seven pixels.

Definitely.

Because you didn’t pick it up you lazy bastard.

If pacing yourself is five beers an hour what is Michael’s regular intake?

That’s amazing.

Oh it’s the old I don’t even see weight argument.

I’ll take a copy or three!

Obviously Nicole Kidman’s role.

That article was from Jan 5, 2021.

Biden wasn’t president at that time.

I think Erika Kirk is dressing in her finest couchsuit tonight.

She’s going to be the first couch by this time next year.

OP’s mom’s legs like them towers.

Posting these hot takes on twitter completely undermines the message.

We give money to the billionaire job-creator class so they can create jobs, dodge taxes and fuck kids.

You sound like one of those boys from Sunnyvale.