Mine was “Magic” by Olivia Newton John. Sounds like it set the mood just fine.
Mull of Kintyre by Wings
My parents had 0 interest in any music that was not out of the West End though, so I doubt it was a factor.
A View to a Kill - Duran Duran
Is this another one of those data mining tricks? Nice try. I’m not giving a bunch of Internet strangers any hints what month & year I was born. What’s your next post gonna be? Correlate this list of quirky words with each digit of your social security number to find your band name?
- Symbiotic
- Patriotic
- Spasmodic
- Rapscallions
- Pescatarian
- Octogenarians
- Scapegoats
- Landsharks
- Slimeballs
(zero.) Juggernaut
No, that’s why this is an imperfect measure of a song that might have spent weeks at #1.
I’ve already explained this like 5 times. Doesn’t anyone read comments?
Yes I read it every 5 times you explained it. Yes it’s fun and relatively harmless, but I still guarantee there are some autistic people nearby who’d be up to the challenge of narrowing down all the possible birthdates of someone whose answer was “Tina Turner What’s Love GotToDoWithIt.”
raises hand Me, I am that autistic person. I once printed out all of the developers for Zelda - Breath of the Wild, and then printed out the shrine names, and then figured out which shrine was named for which developer.
The famous digit 10…
I manually typed a zero. Auto-formatting must’ve changed it when I wasn’t looking. It was auto populating each number every time I hit enter, which was super annoying. I will edit it to phonetic zero now.
Geht it, autocorrect can be incredibly annoying when you can’t turn it of. Wouldn’t have wondered if someone evidently tiled it like this though.
I’m literally trashing on autocorrect and it desides I’m speaking German when I say get it.
Funkytown by Lipps Inc.
Nobody knows this song like mfs who grew up with unrestricted internet access.
Looks like it’s “Sowing the Seeds of Love” by Tears for Fears, never heard of 'em.
spoiler
I love your tweet edit job OP
It never was a real tweet. All fake, top to bottom.
But I couldn’t figure out how to get people to think this was already a shitpost kind of thing without that. Just a screenshot of text? Boring.
Overheard by an LG TV
Escape (The Piña Colada Song)
…yeah
Nice try FBi
Frank Burns? From MASH?
It was Blaze of Glory by Jon Bon Jovi
Idk how you Rick Rolled me with a stupid meme, but well done.
Holly shit. I won the internet lottery! Or maybe you did? I dunno.
Nice phishing question though.
Yep that was my thought too. I still looked mine up, I’m just not posting it. Funny enough, it’s a song I never cared for, but I know my mom absolutely hates.
Specifically chose this to avoid phishing options.
#1 songs often spend weeks as #1. Mine spent 5 weeks up there. Call my bank and tell them my DOB is a range of 5-6 weeks and see how for you get. Especially since pregnancies are 40 weeks. I even know mine was 41. That’s not 9 months. Lots of rounding here intentionally to protect people.
So only 35 guesses instead of 7000 - 20000
Karma Cameleon by Culture Club
As per MTV, it was My Heart Will Go On
Oooh, a Titanic Baby!
My first thought: “So your still in highschool.”
Looked up release date. “Fuck I am old.”
Mine was a Diana Ross Song I have never heard before.
Dr Whooooo-ooooo (HEY!)
Dr Who
Dr Whooooo-ooooo (HEY!)
The Tardis
Dr Who. (KA! KA, KA, HOOO…!)Interesting thought experiment haha. “I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)” by Whitney Houston. Can’t say I’d blame my parents for that one.
Girl you so young. I was jamming to that in middle school so your parents at least got good tastes.








