I think they’re cheese waxes like from Laughing Cow. They’re saying “melt down old cheese waxes to make romantic red tea-light candles for your Valentine.”

Edit to add, “you may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese.” So bring some more Babybels to eat in the Jacuzzi by candlelight.

Grab a head of romaine next time, slice it up and rinse it and have it in the fridge so you can grab a handful to add to your sandwich or bed under your hot chicken to catch the juices. Maybe grab an apple while you’re in the produce section.

Yes I don’t know what happened there, fixing it!

Doesn’t really fit the requirements but actor/singer/guitarist David Peter Capaldi probably still has his old sonic screwdriver tucked in a pocket just in case.

What’d’you shave with that toothpick?

Those legs! Ridiculous.

Oops, limbs. Victoria would not approve.

Thank you and they’re so sweet! But I’m specifically focusing on fox news stories (preferably not the depressing ones) for that instance. Just trying to look every few days.

Style choice? Too empty? Too full of random junk?

Balloons are sky trash, bad for the environment. But they could be good camouflage for drones now, I guess.

Edit: maybe release a hundred of these:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/702995043/biodegradable-pride-rainbow-colours

It’s also fun to find items to post to it, but a little tricky to search for them while filtering out Fox Bullshit

Some poor innocent coyote has just pulled the lever on his ACME Rocket Launcher, perfectly aimed to hit his approaching meal, when the roadrunner sees a sudden banana peel and stops short so he’s narrowly missed by the rocket, which skids on the peel, flipping and spinning in the air before blowing up the anchor of the spit of rock that was suspending the coyote over a gorge. Humorous falling, flattening and accordion-walking ensue.

You counted your kids but are you sure you had all your nannies when you left?

“bat an eye” ( blinking rapidly in confusion and stress, flinching)

The Internationale (written in French, so we leave the e on even though we translate the rest)

Perhaps you were using voice-to-type?

I agree with both your points

I suppose you could become Big Tony by turning fat to lean muscle but that would only increase the mobster stereotype despite all the hard work. If there’s a skill or love you have, you could lean into getting noticeably good at it. Then at least you’d be Fat Tony the Mobster Who’s Surprisingly Good At Textile Art.

“Don’t care for” means “don’t like”

I don’t care for rutabagas

This reminds me, is there a Lemmy version of TreesEatingThings?

I can’t speak for the veracity of the image but it didn’t take me more than 30 seconds to find the sign. Of course “Slow Children” has been the butt of Internet jokes so it was the first thing I thought of.

https://www.smartsign.com/child-safety-signs/slow-children-sign/sku-k-2002?srsltid=AfmBOootT0wa_aeUbH6NwxIbRs62lShzm-tjqv7ecGWMCblYnrYbciUG

If you would rather invest in a quality whistle for the one that goes in your own mouth, I recommend an ACME Thunderer.

As used by gym teachers and drum majors, (not Wile E. Coyote) they have a satisfying roll of authority.

In my childhood I learned having the driver sit on the left was so that the person riding “shotgun” would be better able to fend off attacks without elbowing the driver. (Probably starting before shotguns, because it would be even more important with a sword.) Although they could use the whole road/trail back then, it would make sense to pass an oncoming wagon on the side where the drivers could see how much room they had between them.

Too expensive, I think I’ll go with a Waymo Autonombulance. The Dasher can do self-CPR