Slap on a grateful expression, stare into the candles, and conjure up a wish worthy of the magic they’re casting with this ancient chant.

Trading seats with Silent Bob.

Why “daughter” and “child” then? Not daughters, age 16 and 2, or daughter and son? If it were the reverse I’d assume the teen was nonbinary but it’s unusual in a toddler

Your cousin’s daughter was made pregnant and gave birth at 14, then she and her toddler were killed by a drunk driver? I sincerely hope this story really is hypothetical. Otherwise my deepest sympathy to her, and condolences to anyone who loved those poor children.

Oh, and your daughter should refer the case because whether or not it’s legal, she could be forced into a position that destroys her relationships in the family.

Lock the doors, hide the food, jack up the prices? Ration the toilet paper?

Well you succeeded, and now I have to go learn more about them and their work! (so I can’t possibly do any of my chores rn)

My childhood was in Los Angeles in the early 1960s, so it’s possible the cartoon’s author had a similar background and Dwayne is a humorous twist on Deem.

I think you meant “reserved” but I got an interesting mental image from “assassination is reversed”!

One’s psyche (2 syllables) is one’s soul/personality/mind. It’s not a verb.

They all come from the Myth of Psyche (also 2 syllables) a princess loved by Cupid and disliked by his mom.

Psyche (mythology) - Wikipedia https://share.google/kjpSB8R9ySQPDwx6k

OMG, I haven’t thought about one of those since I stopped taking ballet. Learned all those French spellings, never thought about how to spell the “Cyc” curtain/scrim, only that we were to stay well clear of it because it was super expensive and can’t be repaired. (Expensive bc huge seamless fabric stretched on a curved frame, and any repair would ruin the seamless illusion.)

Dude, don’t try to psych me out! You and I both know it’s:

🎶I know you know that I′m not telling the truth,

I know you know they just don’t have any proof.

Embrace the deception, learn how to bend

Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end🎶

Of course it is. Go rewatch a few episodes of “Psych!” to cure yourself of doubt.

French people are very serious about 2 things:

La Liberté et La Cuisine

To me your eyes look like a stormy gray sky. Wuthering.

See also: Jeffrey Epstein

Once the Oreos are all gone, they should try churros. I bet it’s the sweet cinnamon smell that’s calling to them. Do they have churros in New Zealand?

True, good point, but just for the facts, they’re feeding them to possums, (New Zealand) not opossums (America). I’m sure American opossums would appreciate Selena Gomez Oreos too, though. As the man said, “they’re very tasty.”

Might as well put it back down on the table where it will be stable and Fluffy can curl up comfortably. It’s got a lid after all. Or better yet, put it on the floor. For cats, low is boring.

I think it’s less about “my daughter is smart” and more about “my innocent young daughter is anxious” as a commentary on the surveillance state. Although she’s more likely in danger from faulty AI facial recognition.

This isn’t going to cure tides, you know.