I sure hope that was unsalted

Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?

Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy

I mean I missed the memo so thank you

The Hard Times are amazing for articles

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Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

Beat me to it! I was gonna guess it as well. Purely by the HUD

Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian

When they can’t remember which brown person said what

Stop, I can only be so erect

Honestly it’s hard tiptoeing around it

I encourage it

because they get shaken or stirred

I believe their username was often combinations of Violet. Mostly they just gave off hot girl energy, which in combination with their horny posting, caused a bit of a martini amongst the community

that wrapper just makes me think it’s some kind of caramel candy. Tricked again by big sex insustry

It’s figmover

They thought they caught you slacking

But those cheeks have been clapping

Your cup overfloweth,

While the thirsty boys are fapping