Let it be known, if it is too costly to shape my ashes into a spear and shoot it into the heart of the sun, or to build a statue of me Conan-posing on a throne of skulls surrounded by scantily-clad babes, just put me in a coffee can with some fireworks and light the fuse

Alf! I remember Alf. He’s back, in PAWG form

So, I used reverse image search to look it up - OP is not at fault for cutting off the image. The OC was made like that, and posted to Reddit, as far as I can tell

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1s81yf7/oc_being_on_time_with_a_toddler/

The ouroboros of choke sex

Nice car. Kind of looks like a Puma

That said, I have had people who’ve contemplated murder while I sleep because of my loose and slutty soft tissues flapping the night away

Having almost always been the rebound guy, I found those messages flattering snd lonely at the same

the S stands for hot

there’s been more of them lately, I suspect a containment l**k (censored to not get them too excited)

Ah, but for Buff, it’s all oonery

“Mow”

• Cat

check your dm’s

i call that slammin’ and jammin’

you don’t have to draw the shades all the way back just to let a bit of light in and brighten up the place

looks like they had a real hoot

i never had my hot girl summer

i been plonked

i wish you many undeodorized pits on this blessed day

i mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia

Just guessing, but she probably felt hurt and rejected. Doesn’t matter how kindly you phrase it, her hopes and wants were built on fragile insecurity in the temperament of turbulent emotions. The slightest breeze of sincerity, no matter how warm, was all it took to break down her shelter of dreams. It left her naked and exposed to the elements of loneliness, within the closed borders of her skull - what chance did your kindness have when the envoys find themselves crashing upon walls, and her ears herald that they must be under attack?

I mean maybe you just said something really wacky but elsewise nah you’re fine