This is fucking ridiculous. People breaking free from the cages of the privatised web, only to forge new shackles for themselves.

ORGY!! It’s an orgy, where lots of people have filthy sex with their penises and vaginas. Maybe they’ll even bring out a dildo. People planned those, and they were ORGY PLANNERS! Whew, I feel better now.

Yeah, but this is not really a shitpost. It’s just a post that’s shit.

Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term “morrabrød” (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.

Because “a Russian”=gopnik from outside Moscow, right? You do realise Russia has 190 different ethnic groups within their borders? Sure there’s racism, but would you say a black guy feels any safer in certain parts of the US? Or let’s put aside petty US and European racism for a bit and look at racism in Asia. Malaysia? Racism is baked into the constitution. Philippines? Oh god, the ridiculous stereotypes. Japan? Don’t tell me you haven’t heard of racism in Japan. India is Olympic level racism. There was no merit to your original statement, and I find it ridiculous that everything has to be turned into a race issue.

The world has to be in an utter state for people to voice contempt for a person who’s simply walking around.

Have you heard of a thing in Australia called walkabout?

Monks devote their lives to one thing. Many craftsmen devote their lives to one thing. Activists, philosophers, doctors, diplomats, bakers. Devoting your life to a specific thing can be enriching.

Not much difference between the Zionists and the MAGA cult. Many of them probably don’t even know who Ms Rachel is. They’ll just jump at any opportunity to impress their fellow cult members.

I always felt a bit guilty when hearing the double entendre during such an innocent show. Glad to know I’m not the only one.

I’m responsible for print in my company. Printers are spawned from Satan’s sphincter and only want to see humanity suffer.

The moment you decide to “make sure” because you’re uncertain about what you’re allowed to say on the Internet, it’s over. The bad guys didn’t win, you just quit the race and sat down.

Watching people who look like they should be knee-deep in a mortgage and two jobs going out on adventures on bikes hits a bit different.

To be fair, the research is on regenerating, not regrowing. I wouldn’t expect regrowing lost teeth to be possible any time soon, unless some kind of bio 3D-printing method became available.

“Dental enamel has a unique structure, which gives enamel its remarkable properties that protect our teeth throughout life against physical, chemical, and thermal insults,” said lead author Dr. Abshar Hasan

This man doesn’t just disapprove of people mistreating their teeth, he is personally insulted by it. A true dentist.

Today’s special:

Long pig served with boiled potatoes, haluski and dandelion salad. Pay only 1$ extra for entree (mystery meatball soup) and 50c extra for dessert (vinegar pie)

“The price of meat is skyrocketing, you sure your wife couldn’t… contribute?”

-Owner

Two weeks? If you’re middle to upper middle class, sure. If you’re lower middle to lower class, you’ll get a week, if anything at all, unpaid. Sick? Unpaid. Spouse died? Unpaid. What, give people welfare? Not on my tax dollar, that’s communism!

The US stopped being the land of opportunity two generations ago, and only now people are starting to realize.

Well I wouldn’t say he’s entirely wrong. Happy weekend from Norway. :)

Kabanossius Cerevisia Dulcius