Why are some people old in heaven? I’d want to have a 23yo body forever, thank you very much.
And why are some people children in heaven? Does this mean they’ll never develop and get to know what it is like to be mature?
It’s almost like this whole Heaven concept hasn’t been thought out very far.
Don’t worry. This isn’t real. It’s a painting or ai made from someone’s imagination.
I think when first contact happens between loved ones, a common reality is unconsciously agreed upon where the family comes together under the bodies they inhabited at the time they were all together.
Since the long deceased ones have likely watched the life of the newly deceased with interest, I think that initial reality is then slowly pushed away and the (grown) children take on their more mature forms and the grand parents take on their younger forms, and they all walk away from the meeting as equals
That’s how I’d do it
A level of Bible fanfiction Danté would be proud of
But then someone else they all know dies too. And then they have to reset to that person’s last memory? What a pain!
Just another school shotin’ for jesus!
Iranian mommies and daddies when the war with US starts:
Or Palestinian ones on a Tuesday
Jehovah’s witness fan art makes for such great memes.
I received a flyer for “Let’s celebrate Jesus’ death” this April. Terrible choice of words
So, what happens if you’ve survived a spouse and remarried? Do you have to choose who you want to spend eternity with?
What about adopted and surrogate kids: do they have to hang out with their biological parents now?
Heaven is such a ridiculous concept.
Yes, you have to choose which eternity you want, though it doesn’t necessarily have to be with either spouse.
Source: this documentary
Eternity? Marriage is only “til death do us part!”
What if you bought your wife an eternity ring?
It’s not like it came with her!
It’s always funny when they depict adults being reunited with their children. How come those adults aren’t depicted as children being reunited with THEIR parents… and recursively so on and so on.
There’s an obvious answer; god decides. You asked that question which made him angry so you’re going to hell now. Its how we know you’re not one of the elect
That’s partly why I don’t believe in the existence of heaven or hell
Child mortality was high back then, eh?
Edit: just saw the Anakin after.
Can you explain the Anakin joke, then?
It’s exactly as it sounds. Anakin in Star Wars ended up going nuts and slaughtered an entire class of children training to be Jedi.
American needed another distraction for their pedo kings
Good. Good.
Israel.
USAF
ICE
What makes me sad about heaven is that there must be a cutoff in the monkey -> human evolution chain. What happened to the very first human that met that cutoff? They’ll be in heaven but their parents are too monkey and didn’t make it :(
Or what if the apes did go to heaven? All of them? From all time. That’s a lot of apes for the early humans to deal with.
And it means that in the end we’ll all have to face Harambe.
I love this reflection. It kind of shines a spotlight on the fallibility of mainstream religions under rational thought. Could there be something after death? Sure. But the stories people are peddled arent based on any truth, it’s just telling people what they want to hear to get them to join the club.
There’s a people heaven, and a dog heaven, and a monkey heaven, a bird heaven, etc. Like, what? There’s an estimated 8.7 million species on earth, you think there’s a heaven for each of them? When evolution spins off something new or species cross breed, like a liger from a lion and tiger, does a new heaven just pop into existence?
Mainstream depictions of heaven are bunk.
If you believe evolution is real, you’ll obviously never go to heaven, so you’ll never find out.
I don’t think God discriminates against monkeys
I thought only humans went to heaven. It’s a real can of worms otherwise. Do worms go to heaven? Mosquitos? Bacteria? Viruses?
Well, I don’t think all organisms have free will
I hope in a separate heaven then. Or hell? Is a mosquito automatically evil, just because they do evil things (like sucking blood) and literally nobody likes them, not even their predators?
I don’t think sucking blood is evil. It’s not like it betrays anyone. It’s pretty open about it’s nature.
Same for vampires and ghouls.
I guess if they were more common, they would also be seen as pests rather than evil
not the mosquito’s fault, is it?
jedis arnt human though, so they dont have a christian equivalent heaven. maybe there is a force version of heaven.
So the entirety of the force ghost thing didnt happen, yeah?
Why are they in a fucking cemetery?! What the fuck is going on up there?
Sometimes you just need to be able to kill a mf in heaven.
And that happens a lot.
So cemetery.
Nietze was wrong, God is undead.
Statistically, if there’s an afterlife, there’s billions of babies and fetuses in it.
If there’s an afterlife and we’re counting the unborn, then it’s swimming in an endless sea of sperm
an endless sea of sperm
Also if heaven(s?) are tailored to individual’s liking.
I really don’t want to think of the implications of there being grave stones in Heaven.
