We all get excited when we see our dream home until the increasing mortgages & property taxes hit us

MEALTESS

Yes you said that.

How the heck are we supposed to get permission to b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶ eat comforting meat everywhere we go?

Wow, I’m blocking you. Hey everybody block this guy so everything he does will never be seen.

I hate when my toothbrush refuses to brush my teeth before I tell it my social security number & give it a vial of fresh blood from my most recent sacrificial offering.

Yeah the one where we’re supposed to put our forearm through the hook. But you know people would just use their bare bacteria-ridden hands to pull that. Defeating the purpose of the germ-free handle.

Oh I thought you were going to cite some law regarding putting glow sticks in a fish bowl and man in gorilla suit terrorizing drivers.

When I first started this job they did not tell me this food was deducted from our paycheck whether or not we even step foot into the cafeteria, so when I looked at my pay stub a few months into my employment, was a little surprised but then realized based on what I’ve learned about human nature over the years, when people receive something for free they tend to appreciate it less, and abuse/misuse even disrespect such privileges, so I think it’s appropriate that we pay for this food. It only breaks down to $5.50 a day* for all you can eat buffet so it’s a pretty damn good deal as long as we use it because again, pretty sure they deduct the cafeteria fee from our paychecks whether or not we ever step foot in there.

• I did the math, I’ve only worked 28 days this year so far and they’ve deducted total $155.13 from my pay for the cafeteria this year so it breaks down to about $5.50 a day.

I wonder if she ever took the plunge and bought a real cyber truck when they came out.

How creative & fun but unless the driver of the car has a heart condition and/or the prank interferes with the flow of traffic & creates a kerfuffle of some sort.

Why do people think this art is garbage?

Is it because it’s ai?

Or because it was made by a wealthy trust fund woman high on cocaine?

Or because it’s ai stolen from the efforts of a wealthy trust fund woman who made it when she was high on cocaine?

Hey I’m an athlete but these foot pull doors are still extremely difficult. It strains your calf muscles, your hamstrings, your kegels, and your core. Opening heavy restroom doors with this spiky foot pull is not easy or fun or comfortable at all.

This job is at a m/billionaires club, so there’s a huge kitchen constantly churning out 5-star meals to the m/billionaires, with plenty overflowing to the employee cafeteria. But ain’t nothing come for free! We employees sacrifice $30 deducted per paycheck for this food.

In later follow-up she said her franken-truckla suffered electrical problems, rain leakage, and has been relegated to someone’s backyard, rotting away under a tarp.

Dolores!

Mangled moldy hands?

Thanks I hate z pronouns

I’ve been on it for 2 years for weight loss/maintenance and it’s life-changing & I wish this existed 30 years ago, my entire life & self-esteem would’ve made me a completely different person so much more confident & goal-achieving

She should really reconsider her pricing structure. Pouring concrete is $100/hr.

I also think their lack of facial expressions is a result of growing up staring at screens instead of interacting face-to-face with people.