I mean, if bro returned my cushion all fresh and clean and apologized for shitting on it I’d be like damn this motherfucker is responsible

I would have stole the cushion tbh

Sorry

I hope they dont choke on maga’s dick

sprachübergreifendes Wortspiel

I can haz?

Whats reddit?

Vandalism as a public service

I love this. They are solar powered so everything would work. All you need is a post hole digger to build a little flock forest.

No, because it still collects data from every wireless device in range.

They were at my house all night anyway

You can mail a check but postage aint free

Don’t let them settle! Slay the beast!

A gentle reminder that legal does not mean moral.

Tell that to my HOA!

Thats just awful.

/s

Always use protection

Arrrrrr

The cafeteria at our school is free for everyone.

Screw a ham?