Recieved femboy milk instead, which is great. Tasted very good. 4 stars, would be 5 if they always shipped femboy milk rather than just by accident.
For those who want to actually post a review:
Feel free to find equally stupid shit to review
More interesting in roasting you for drinking the LaCroix of milk.
lactose intolerant. saw the hat man. 3/10
5/5 people buy this white colored water so I can buy cheaper heavy whipping cream and whole milk
It is not a wall, but I wanted a wall from WALLmart. Very disappointed 0 stars
2% milk, other 99% is chemicals that turn the frogs gay (joke)
Triggers my lactose intolerance like nobody’s business
It’s only 2% milk, the other 98% is chemicals
They turn the frickin’ frogs gay.
Do you understand that?!
“My daughter tried using this in her Bad Dragon donkey-sized dildo and made a huge mess. She was so embarrassed that she tried to clean it up herself and missed a bunch of spots. The damn house still smells like a cheesemonger’s stale fart from where this milk seeped into the corners of the carpet. Worked great though, looked just like cum. 4/5 stars.”
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
*how do WE delete OUR comment
I made paneer, following a recipe I’ve used dozens of times before. The resulting cheese was perhaps softer than usual, and even after squeezing it and dripping for hours, the slow drip of whey continued, unabated.
I dared to try a bit. The texture was just as expected, with the familiar squeak as the cheese broke apart upon chewing, and just a hint of extra liquid. The flavor was also fine. I could have added more salt, but that’s a problem I’ve run into before, and I usually cook the paneer into something, so I would just make a saltier sauce.
I decided it would be fine to leave dripping overnight, but I thought something was unusual. It was late, and dark, and I was ready to go to sleep, so I needed an answer to the lingering doubt at the back of my mind. The bowl I hang cheese over to drip is one of my largest bowls, but I dumped out the accumulated whey anyways - then I went to bed.
In the morning, my wife woke me up in a panic, and I came downstairs to discover that the bowl had filled, then overflowed with whey. I dumped the bowl once more, cleaned up the mess, and then promptly dug a pit to bury whatever this approximation of cheese was. Maybe it will stop. Maybe it will flow down into the water table, and bacteria will digest whatever is in the Great Value whey.
In either case, I have made the important decision that the outcome is not my fault. Walmart is responsible for whatever occurs, and if I need to sell this house at some point in the future, I hope Walmart will disclose the state of affairs to the buyer, because I most certainly will not.
Three stars out of five.
Drinking tit milk from a cow is BESTIALITY. That’s why I only drink human milk. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I must admit if I ever get a partner who’d let me I kinda want to try it, always been weirdly curious.
I’ve tried it, nothing special or that surprising. I’m sure most involved fathers have tried it? I didn’t sit around drinking the stuff but I would help fill the bottles and bags and when warming it up I would drip it on my wrist to make sure it wasn’t too hot and lick it off. It never crossed my mind as anything that would seem weird or gross I guess. She never had a reaction if she was up and around when I did it.
Have you considered a career as a baby?
Me too, i’d like to try it. I don’t know why it’s so frowned upon.
It’s sweet and warm and getting it is pretty hot too!
Better experience than cows milk every time! But not many times lol
Better experience than cows milk
Yeah I’d assume that getting milk straight from the cow doesn’t measure up
- DJT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Not cowgirl breast milk, very disappointing
Where may I purchase cowgirl breast milk? Is it free range?
Not sure but I’d like to know too
i am reminded of a factoid i learned like 20 years ago. there is an amount of blood and pus the FDA says is okay to exist in one of these things and its not zero.
Thats one of those “factoids” that came from PETA during one of their milk = rape campaigns. Usually plastered on a picture of a jug of bloody, nasty milk for maximum shock value.
Milk from injured teats or sick cows is dumped.
Also milk = rape is totally factual (though a terrible way to try to reach the public)
- Bulls are immobilized and forcibly masturbated in order to get sperm.
- Cows are then forcibly inseminated to be pregnant back to back during their lives so they produce milk. This also typically involves restraining the cow in some chute and shoving an arm up the her ass to hold the cervix in place during the process.
So if you believe that non-human animals can be SA’d the dairy industry most likely covers that definition.
You can look this stuff up yourself in industry sources, it’s just industry practice including free-range cows.
That isn’t true, if you regularly milk a cow there is no reason to impregnate it again. The cow will continue producing milk as long as it’s regularly milked. It’s the same as human woman, that’s how you end up with some mothers breastfeeding for a creepily long time. Our own species behaves in the same exact way, why does this continue to get repeated.
*Commercial milk, local farms with humane practices still exist and the milk tends to taste like real milk too, not the sour pus stuff most Americans are familiar with.
This is not a “factoid” but a fact you can look up yourself from many non-animal rights sources (even if there are many reliable ones).
Look up “somatic cell count” on Wikipedia. Food safety regulations around the world define a number of somatic cells (which is what pus is made of). Same for blood cells.
If you bothered to look up what a Sematic cell was, You wouldnt be sitting here posting PETA ignorance.
You are literally made up of somatic cells. They make your organs, your skin, your bones, your blood, everything. They are not the big bag boogyman you’ve been propagandized into thinking.
I’m not saying the somatic cells in commercial milk are harmful, that’s precisely why somatic cell counts need to exist.
Your response comment seemed to suggest that the claim that the FDA has a somatic and blood cell count is “PETA propaganda”, which it is not. I didn’t post “PETA ignorance”, just facts you can look up from objective sources.
amazing how quickly the tune changes once someone sees through the bullshit.
first you present them as basically pus cells, and now “oh i’m not saying its bad”
Just ignorant fear mongering over nothing.
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