Thanks I hate Alfopecia
It is the year 2009. After significant effort your balls are hairless and you’re ready for that wild one night stand but as soon as you arrive at the party and find a spot to stand around awkwardly you realize that you’d rather be home playing your level 80 arms warrior in world of Warcraft wrath of the lich king.
Death Knight tank, but otherwise accurate.
Hmm… True
Alf! I remember Alf. He’s back, in PAWG form
PAWG
Uhh
He’s back in Pawg Patrol form.
I think he would eat those guys.
I have no idea why everything from the 80s feels so epic, even Alf, but it does…
Pretty Awful White Guy
Never shave, leave that bush, let the ecosystem thrive.
Do women like that?
You don’t understand, I need all the help I can get!!!
Never do that again, odds are he’s gonna create a shopping platform at some point
