I can’t find my hat and night shirt…
Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.
This thread is so close to devolving into “A Christmas Carol.”
You’re number 5, assuming you’re wearing it the right way.
21 😏
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Thock!
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Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works
This needs to be run through 4chan, twatter, facebook and reddit, then put back here.
Bonus point for cropped caption!
Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.
I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough
neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)
You’re just afraid she’ll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.
100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess
if it works it’s not stupid
Has he tried a pregnancy pillow
If it’s a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn’t skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.
It’d have to be a completely wirefree bra for me, though I guess most sports bras are.
I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.
My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can’t sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.
Congratulations on your wife’s big naturals
Almost always 20 :)
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Nice, first time that this username of mine found a fitting context :D
It’s popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a ‘1’, I can’t imagine myself doing it. I realize I’m the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that’s a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won’t be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don’t worry too much about it.
You gave me quite a chuckle thinking of a firefighter/paramedic that’s extremely professional aside from the fact that they’re squeamish about nudity. I imagined them using shears to cut off someone’s clothes while using their other hand to shield their eyes from the sight of the persons more private areas.
What would you do if it were a more widespread emergency in inclement weather, meaning you couldn’t survive outside while naked for long, but emergency services might be too preoccupied to assist you? It’s not a criticism, I’m just doing thought experiments here out of curiosity.
I think surviving a fire is more important than someone seeing your naked body.
That’s a really good point. I’d like to add that I’ve lived in places where I wouldn’t survive much longer outside while naked.
And you sleep in enough clothing to make a difference?
Weirdly, yeah. I won’t pretend that I would do well with that alone, but it’s enough to make a significant difference with a shell over it.
I suppose if you live quite isolated out in the countryside/wilderness then it’s a concern for sure. Maybe a small bag with some emergency clothing by the side of the bed would be good, then you can dress once you are safe.
For most of us though, help is a door knock away.
What you say makes sense. I guess I was imagining a situation in which other people are affected similarly the point that they’re not available to help.
as a firefighter myself, I have honestly told my crews if they are doing cpr on me for some reason, I’m making them as uncomfortable as possible knowing full well they’ll snapchat it anyway. we all love each other.
but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation? In that case, my appearance is the least of my problems. But jumping out of bed and taking the duvet with me will do don’t you think ?
It might. You know your environment better than I do. I just like hearing other perspectives.
tip; sleep with your bedroom door closed. you’d be very surprised at how much time it can buy to get out alive. of course also CHANGE YOUR DETECTOR BATTERIES too. :)
source: am firefighter. it’s amazing how soot covered a hallway can be and tenable a bedroom can be with its door closed.
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I’m the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that’s fucking creepy.
I’m assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don’t know if it’s creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.
Exactly the issue for me. Wearing anything in bed just feels like I’m getting tangled up in fabrics.
Living in the Ring of Fire my whole life, keep the shoes, helmet, and emergency bag by the bed too so you can run quickly in case of earthquake/tsunami/ edit: volcanic eruption
That makes the most sense to me.
On a side note, I hadn’t even considered a helmet. Is that common in earthquake-prone areas?
I’m not sure if its common, but definitely sensible.
Shoes by the bed for broken glass Helmet to protect from falling furniture Loud emergency whistle in your day bag and at another home. Respirator so you don’t breathe in volcanic glass if there’s an eruption.
I’ve seen some people recommend a prybar like this and a battery-powered cutting tool in case you need to free yourself from inside the building. Door and window frames could shift and might get stuck, even if the building is still standing.
So, Mr. Bond, we meet again …
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die .
I’m a firefighter and I sleep like 20. Just get good. :)
Damn. There’s no coming back from that burn.
Do you not reuse any part of your outfit from day to day? Like do you have at least 7 different pairs of pants that you cycle through? Cause that’s why I wouldn’t do this, I’d rather not go out with some clothes then bring all that outside dirt into my bed.
Weirdly I’m always unfairly judgemental when I see someone in very I door wear in public. Unless it’s somewhere lawless like an airport, pajamas or super comfort sports wear in public always irks me. But on the other hand, it literally makes more sense to be as comfortable as possible and for some pointless reason, I feel very beholden to the fashion standards that make it feel weird.
You are only beholden to looking good
I’m a 20, l and I have dogs that occasionally wake up with the urgent need to go outside, I just keep a pair of sweat pants and an overcoat hanging in the wall. I can get into it without breaking stride.
20
20 for as long as I can remember, and i’m convinced it’s the best by far
for as long as I can remember
Wow, even when you were kid? Or teenager? I grew up in small appartment so I can’t imagine that.
And afterwards were you always living alone?
even when you were kid? Or teenager? not 100% sure but started age 12 or so (but it’s guessing, been a while). I’ve never been living completely alone
Where the 18s at…?
Dude I’m 18 for life
I’m a 20 forced to live as an 18
Same, currently
Is this the no undies = swamp ass problem?
No undies = embarrassed kids
The only time im not in 18 is when it’s just a little too cold and I’m in 3
who tf Donald ducks it?
- Been 20 for years. Wont change
I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it’s hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it’s not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.
This is poetry
Glory, glory hallelujah! Glory, glory what’s it to ya? Glory, glory hallelujah, with nothing on, oh NOTHING ON AT ALL!
20 is the way
People who say 20, I’m not judging you but I just can’t imagine that
- I grew up in small (tiny) appartment with my parrents and sharing room with my siblings
- Then on college living in a room with 2 other people
- Then renting an appartment with other people
- Then owning an appartment with my gf
- Then having kids
Besides that small window of having an appartment just for me and my gf, I just can’t imagine sleeping naked
I just can’t imagine why any of those things rule out sleeping unburdened by clothes.
I suppose I understand if you’re sleeping in the same room as 2 people you’re not dating. But not if you have a separate room in an apartment or have sex with the other person in the bed.
Is this one of those weird American prudishness things?
No, I’m from Slovakia.
I don’t know, it just feels weird that everytime I want to leave the room I need to first put on clothes. Like going for bathroom or have a glass of water (providing I live in an appartment with other people). Or even in the morning it feels weird, I sleep in my pyjamas so I usually wake up, have a breakfast, a cofee and only then I dress up for work. But I’m not saying which way is better, it’s just weird to me.
And kids are a completely separate category where they can wake you up at any moment or you need to jump out of the bed to solve an emergency
This is why robes exist.
Right? Cloak thy dong, tie the sash securely and enter the world feeling the breeze on your undercarriage.
I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.
Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
Yeah I guess that helps :) I’m pretty shy, I don’t want anyone besides my wife to see my ding-a-ling
Come on, live a little, show some ding-a-ling.
Aphantasia, huh? 😔
Your nudity isn’t your problem tbh.
So I am a 20, but I agree I didn’t start until we got our own place. Now I’m 20 all the time or 19 if I have my period. My husband has been an 18 since I met him
*Edited to add: we are DINKWADS.
Dual income no kids but what is the rest? What does the WADS stand for?
If it’s DINKWADs I’ve heard dual income no kids with a dog but if S is part of the acronym I got nothin’
Yeah this one. Double income no kids with a dog. S was plural
That makes sense! Thanks! I’ll have to start using that.
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What difference does most of that make? Sharing a room with others, sure. But I don’t walk around the house hanging dong just because I sleep in the buff. I put on some pj pants and a shirt, at minimum, to leave the room. My roommates have never cared what i slept in as long as it didn’t flash them on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
My wife and I have our own room. I have a door, it is shut at night while I’m asleep and doesn’t open again until I get dressed in the morning. If you open it in that time and see penis and scrote or hairy ass cheeks, that’s on you. I don’t care if you’re a roommate asking me a question, a 6 year old that had a nightmare, or a fireman saving my life. You know what you risked when you turned the knob. If you give me a second of heads up or wake me and then wait for a sec, I’ll put on something. But I’m not sleeping in twisted up boxers with sweaty nuts sticking to my legs to make life more comfortable and convenient for everyone else in the house.
20
20 and its the only correct way
Anything with a top is psychopath behavior
Also I am glad that despite our differences, we can all agree that socks are not even an option.
I wear a shirt because we let the cats on the bed and it would be itchy otherwise
I rest my case
