Learn ass? Will there be a test tomorrow?
I’m not scared. I am a bit of a bootyologist myself.
You’re not ready for the big ass test tomorrow? Didn’t you study?
In Spanish, that’s “culero”
Is that word related to culinary? Because…
Um, no
Test? You mean assessment?
While you were partying, I was studying the ass.
“The best time to learn ass was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.”
Am I gonna die tomorrow forever?
Learn all the ass you can
I’ve only started my journey, but I’m proud to say I was recently promoted to ass apprentice.
And soon, the Ass Master.
I’m picturing the rapture, but only proctologists ascend.
Ass
Assembly?
Well shit.
That’s the tricky balancing act in life. You have to plan long-term with the assumption that you will live a long time and yet also be prepared to die at any moment and try to be satisfied with what you’ve already done. Not put things off because you might not live to finish them but yet pursue long-term goals because you might live a long time.
i won’t live forever, therefore I shouldn’t learn ass?
Not with that terrible font.
If I’m gonna die tomorrow, this exam I have booked in a few hours doesn’t matter.
If I should learn like I’ll live forever, then I should go do this exam.
🤨
Schrodinger’s catch-22
I wanna make it into a white lady sign and put it up on my wall
