Love this band!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTu5TaLG2Hw would also fit. (Yes, the undead are definitely queer)

You can’t say that! Solipsism is a sin! Also, what do I do with all these rings? Is the score meaningful to begin with?

Ceci n’ est pas une image.

Mailed advertisements should be opt-in. So wasteful to begin with. I don’t care about old people who need this to go shopping because they can’t use a computer to save their lives. Get a subscription and leave me alone because I won’t want it.

Where I live, the sponge is square. Tells us nothing about the pants.

Given that person already found a new job, if they plan to keep it for long, the previous company’s record won’t be useful anymore.

Remember to press the power button (!)

I would even say: Big talk > small talk

You’re mostly right. To call someone a “toton” is an insult to that person’s intelligence. It’s also a derivative of the word “téton”, which means tit.
“Combattre” is also effectively the verb “to fight”.

You better enjoy it 'cause it’s not coming back once you turn 26.

So you’re saying I should stop being delusional and just give up already? Gotcha