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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前

Be strong with your piss

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Be strong with your piss

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前
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    There is no shame in sitting on the toilet like a civilized person.

    • pulsey@feddit.org
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      11 小时前

      but squating is better for you

  • breezeblock@lemmy.ca
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    The Japanese literally said “use the toilet with cleanliness thank you”.

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      This is written in chinese…

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        You can tell it’s Japanese by the way that it is.

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          Did you miss the Hiragana update? Chinese 3.0 is crazy I tell you

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          How neat is that? That’s pretty neat.

      • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        No, it’s very clearly written in English.

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        If that’s Chinese, then this comment is written in Latin.

      • DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        The Japanese word for toilet is トイレ, which are the first three characters on this sign

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          The Japanese word for toilet is toire 🤔

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            Yeah Japanese uses a lot of english loanwords. You can recognize them when they are written in Katakana, like トイレ

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          Ok you want technical its Kanji.

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            There’s a grand total of 2 kanji in that sentence, the rest is a mix of hiragana and katakana, what are you on about

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            confidently incorrect lol

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            If we are being technical, that word uses katakana, not Kanji.

          • tomi000@lemmy.world
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            Katakana actually…

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          Thank you! You made a reply and a screen shot I can’t read.

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            Hey, uh, are you just like this? Are you doing a bit or something? Can you chill with us for a bit?

          • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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            Have you tried going outside and touching the grass?

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        あのう、すみませんが、ちょっと違いますので、ひらがなとカタカナがある、かも。多分。

        • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I, uh… either agree or disagree… maybe.

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    I saw an English sign at urinals in Japan that said “Men, in life and in this toilet, take one step forward”

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    This is Shitpost not Pisspost… >:(

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      Be respectful, some people have a medical condition.

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    I need this for my bathroom

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    Assert dominance. Train your pelvic floor. Piss hard. Piss solid.

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    Honestly, I respect that the sign is in more fanciful English than the Japanese counterpart, as though to motivate English speakers into being protective and responsible urinators.

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      Honestly having been there probably tourists are the only ones that would need the reminder lol

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    i rack-a disaprin

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      Come on, man. Racism is unbecoming.

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    I hate MFers who’s technique has no honor

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    Even perfect accuracy can still cause problems due to poor precision

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    The Way of the Blade(kidney stones).

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    But the chinese have the toddler w/ crotchless swaddling clothing so they can shit and piss on the ground?

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      Ah the ccp is thick on here too.

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