did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomost perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted womanlemmy.worldimagemessage-square304linkfedilinkarrow-up1606arrow-down148
arrow-up1558arrow-down1imagemost perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted womanlemmy.worlddid_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square304linkfedilink
minus-squareBonje@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·3 days agoWait what this wasn’t supposed to work I didn’t think this far 😵💫
minus-squaresharkweek@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoSo you’re now a flustered naughty little boy in a dress? Such fun >:-)
minus-squareBonje@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoH… Hwaaa!? I’m not… f-flustered… naughty little boy… I’m a good girl… I’m not little!.. I’m… cute! Y-yea! Y- Y-yes, mistresses.
minus-squareBonje@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoAnd that, kids, is how I met your mother
minus-squaresharkweek@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agolol Edit: don’t worry, you’re safe - I’m on another continent ;-)
minus-squareBonje@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoGood for you tbh cause its a doozy in these here divided states. Half too tired half too depressed to plan a way out. This was a good bit of fun to not think about that. So, thanks.
minus-squaresharkweek@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoWell, if you ever want an internet hug / spanking to take the edge off, let me know ;-)
minus-squareSlovene85@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agohttps://lemmy.world/post/48109753 https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/1c09d08d-6a65-4a00-ac91-742e290c0146.jpeg
minus-squareCaptain_Buddha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoDust off that maid’s outfit, Bonje!
Wait what this wasn’t supposed to work I didn’t think this far 😵💫
So you’re now a flustered naughty little boy in a dress?
Such fun >:-)
H… Hwaaa!? I’m not… f-flustered… naughty little boy… I’m a good girl… I’m not little!.. I’m… cute! Y-yea! Y-Y-yes, mistresses.
Good girl.
Now, get on your knees.
And that, kids, is how I met your mother
lol
Edit: don’t worry, you’re safe - I’m on another continent ;-)
Good for you tbh cause its a doozy in these here divided states. Half too tired half too depressed to plan a way out.
This was a good bit of fun to not think about that. So, thanks.
Well, if you ever want an internet hug / spanking to take the edge off, let me know ;-)
https://lemmy.world/post/48109753
https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/1c09d08d-6a65-4a00-ac91-742e290c0146.jpeg
Dust off that maid’s outfit, Bonje!