did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomost perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted womanlemmy.worldimagemessage-square238linkfedilinkarrow-up1515arrow-down136
arrow-up1479arrow-down1imagemost perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted womanlemmy.worlddid_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square238linkfedilink
minus-squareBonje@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 hours agoH… Hwaaa!? I’m not… f-flustered… naughty little boy… I’m a good girl… I’m not little!.. I’m… cute! Y-yea! Y- Y-yes, mistresses.
minus-squareBonje@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 hours agoAnd that, kids, is how I met your mother
minus-squaresharkweek@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 hours agolol Edit: don’t worry, you’re safe - I’m on another continent ;-)
minus-squareBonje@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 hours agoGood for you tbh cause its a doozy in these here divided states. Half too tired half too depressed to plan a way out. This was a good bit of fun to not think about that. So, thanks.
minus-squaresharkweek@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 hours agoWell, if you ever want an internet hug / spanking to take the edge off, let me know ;-)
H… Hwaaa!? I’m not… f-flustered… naughty little boy… I’m a good girl… I’m not little!.. I’m… cute! Y-yea! Y-Y-yes, mistresses.
Good girl.
Now, get on your knees.
And that, kids, is how I met your mother
lol
Edit: don’t worry, you’re safe - I’m on another continent ;-)
Good for you tbh cause its a doozy in these here divided states. Half too tired half too depressed to plan a way out.
This was a good bit of fun to not think about that. So, thanks.
Well, if you ever want an internet hug / spanking to take the edge off, let me know ;-)