What a fascinating combination of posts
Dude should be solidary to his wife and stop jerking
When she suffers, so should he? What?
I’m sure having a newborn is plenty stressful as it is, no need to take away another way of him to be able to relieve stress. Sure, she might not have that luxury, but having two stressed parents is worse than one.
Yeah well its only fair
Not a good mindset
Not a good opinion
But you presented it anyway
Life isn’t fair. Get used to it.
Instead of making everyone equally miserable, here’s another suggestion: The father can now use his increased capacity to take away as much of the mother’s stress as he can. Seems like a much more reasonable solution to me than unnecessarily increasing stress levels of the father.
But how will he do that if he’d jacking off all the time?
Women can still masturbate after giving birth you weirdo. You just shouldn’t have penetrative sex for a few weeks.
Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.
Only thing it is good at doing.
Tony, you know why.
Tony’s never been licked.
Cmon, y’all. Let’s go lick Tony! Then he’ll understand!
We all know why.
Well you see, when a person gets very lonely…
Given that God clearly is a cunt, I’m down with that
god doesn’t exist, fundie 🙄
(edited to add, in order to not upset anyone unduly: this comment is made in jest.)
Given how certain you seem, I’ll take the uno reverse card and say: no! You fundie!
I’m a theist agnostic because I, nor anyone, can prove or disprove the existence of a God.
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Good.
LIVE HOMO ERECTUS REACTION
Also:8==========================D
For post stamps, obviously.
They still make stamps you have to lick or are you just into licking things?
I can’t wait to buy my anime waifu bot.
Blowjob and pussy licking.
Good to see Bluntman has joined forces with Captain Obvious. Ambiguity never stood a chance.
No way!
I do have a couple of thousand ideas. None of them is NSFW…
Oh, yes I suppose there are some SFW ideas. I’ll calm down.
Those of us that know, know
To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!
Lick your elbow?
Bidets are about to see a new evolution.
“I want it clean enough to eat off of!”
Japan, hold my Ramune.
If this becomes mandatory, I’m leaving for the forests.
women would probably love it
