But you must choose! You must pick a team, red or blue and FIGHT! Fight your neighbors to the death! Fight for the amusement of billionaires glory of Rome America!

Yeehaw

But I’m posting comments! I’m doing my part!

Best we can do is “the stab” it’s like the jab but much more painful. Oh and it doesn’t have medicine in it.

Drop the water and put your hands on your head! DROP IT!

I never stopped

But I’m here, commenting! I’m doing my part!

Without actual headlights I’m certain someone would pull out in front of you, people are dumb

“Other people exist?”

I’ve often considered making an adjustable mirror with a servo on it mounted to the back of the car, so they can blind themselves and feel stupid

Well that’s no fun at all!

They don’t call their mom, but I call their mom! /s

They did the math

I also only "read’ Playboy for the articles

I can’t afford a horse! I was supposed to ride for free! Where am I gonna get a stable?!

Mmm warm orange juice and toothpaste!

Obligatory “No soup for you!”

Fun story: I once (seriously) tried to start a 3d printing company called bad dragon. After getting cards and launching the etsy store i discovered that name was taken. Always Google first.

Why not both?

We’re a family! Complete with the narcissistic micromanaging lunatics, Favoritism and nepotism, and miserable people willing to throw you under the bus for a chance to be rewarded!