Sometimes your mistake could be taking any at all, and then it triggers a weeks-long series of psychotic episodes that has you walking into the bathroom, taking off your shirt and wadding it up, so that you can use it to muffle your uncontrollable screaming

You might think that the entire world is fake. You might start talking like a robot. You might suddenly get into meditation like your life depends on it. You might even draw crazy doodles on your phone to help get you through it, like this big-chinned goblin with a strange name

I thought it was gonna be a “it means he got banned from Reddit” joke

They’re in our politics too?!

Ok there is a psyop or conspiracy happening. This means something

I guess I’ll have to make a part 3 now

I wish we lived in that world where the democratic party was an actual threat to the occupation

Mod log was something that caught me off guard at first because I didn’t know why I was able to look at that

But it really is a fantastic idea to basically give moderators a real incentive to act fairly. I doubt that reddit mods would be that way if everyone could see what they’re doing

Oh my god Trump you are so right, you are my president and I am sorry for disrespecting /s

Fox is honorary dog. Fox is basically dog

It’s Hungry SHARK, not Hungry DINOSAUR

See, not every single character in a series is necessarily its titular species

Also

Loyal Heart Dog

Loyal Heart is a blue dog of indeterminate breed, and his [Belly Badge](https://carebears.fandom.com/wiki/Belly_Badges “Belly Badges”) is a red heart-shaped medal. His 2003 redesign featured a white spot around his right eye, white fur on the inside of his ear, a white tail tip, and smaller ears.

I rest my case

Well, you know how cats are. They just let themselves in

I’ll tell it to scram tho, cuz that was definitely a mistake

Yeah I’m kinda the fox version of a “Pluto is a planet” guy. I acknowledge that the definition of dog technically excludes foxes, though I express dissent

I’m the kind of guy who, if I showed this collage to you irl, would go: “here’s my collection of blue dogs!!! Um, and foxes, but whatever, foxes are basically dogs”

Nominate Lucario as the symbol of controlled opposition cowards?

Because I feel like they’re subliminally everywhere and it fascinates me. It’s like an angel number or something

Damn, how could I forget Genie Briefly Shapeshifting Into Scottish Terrier?

I love how Glup Shitto-y this collection is getting

It’s indigo, which is at least honorary blue!

Though I did rule that something as crazy as Vaporeon counts as a dog, that’s just because it evolves from a very explicitly doglike Pokemon. Now Stitch, he didn’t come to exist that way. He’s kinda just a lab-grown creature with big ears, so I’m not sure if he counts as a dog…

If I get downvoted though, then I’ll honor democracy and add Stitch anyway

Bears don’t have floppy ears, so that one must be a dog

Also it literally did turn up when I searched for blue dogs

Eevee is fox
Fox is dog
Eevee is dog
Vaporeon is evolved Eevee
Vaporeon is evolved dog
Evolved dog is dog
Therefore, Vaporeon is dog

No, blue ones only!