I think all comparisons should be made with this graphic. It should be the default.
I’m a salary man, myself.
Protip: If you zoom in and look really closely
Her boobs will be bigger on your screenI was a scientist for Halloween a few years ago so I ran an experiment in the lab on this theory. Can confirm, hypothesis is correct, they are bigger on the screen.
Salary looks better to me. Not my personal salary, it’s borderline illegally low. But that salary is quite excellent.
Totally agree. Nothing wrong with that salary. Just not fond of those expenses. Or any, really.
updoot for boobies
For me the image loaded super slow, I saw like 5 pixels of green and thought, “shoulda seen that one coming” thinking I was gonna see a pair of great tits
I hear you, mate. Here’s a pair of great tits for your troubles (NSFW)
Oh yeah now that’s what I’m talking about
Joke’s on you. I enjoyed that.
you’re welcome, I aim to spread more joy on the web.
People on Voyager seeing a preview lol
Well…that was my risky click for the day.
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Protip: zooe.moore
I looked up her Instagram. Something doesn’t sit right with me. There’s some… inconsistency. And all the videos look like early and/or bad AI, especially around the mouth and very top of the cleavage area.
I’m having a hard time believing the authenticity of this person’s appearance. I might be seeing ghosts though. Might be overly skeptical.
Yeah she uses AI filters to make her boobs way bigger and her face look different.
Well, I suspected as much. Pretty pathetic.
She’s even adding to her own sense of body insecurity.
Like, you’re not even screwing others over to help yourself that way, you just fuck everything up.
Why is there an inconsistency in boob size in every photo?
Bra size
So you can get bigger or smaller boobs by buying another bra size? That’s not how that works mate xD
You sound like someone with little to no experience with breasts. Breasts are squishy. Their shape is greatly effected by clothing. That is exactly how it works.
Their shape, yes. Not their size.
You sound like someone with little to no experience with breasts
Sure. I must have confused my ex wife, ex partners and current partner for women while they probably were men with clitoris size penisses instead. My bad.
It kind of does. They won’t get “bigger” per se, but they definitely will appear bigger if you use a push-up bra or smaller bra than usual (and flatten out if you use, for example, a sports bra).
Silicone breastform, probably
AI filters
what about the other girl tho
Damn bro, you’re a true hero
The GOAT
Where are her nipples?
Some of us are what is sometimes referred to as “east-west”
Proof?
Ew
Exactly, east west.
Under the silicone chest-plate with the fake breasts on it.
While possible, if you look at the boundary of her top and her breasts, you’ll see jagged artifacting from early photoshop.
I recognize her face, she’s pretty prolific.
Started out as rylieeee…
That’s just false advertising.
Shouldn’t your salary be the shirt of the girl on the right?
You are indeed missing the point, but yes that is the goal. You see, people often live outside of their means; and particularly April being expensive with the stupid war and that is what this photo represents with the captions contexts.
I think they mean that the boobs are the expenses, and the shirt is the salary. The salary is too small to cover the expenses.
Well shit, im just thinking about boobs. Looks like im the one that missed the point.
No, metaphor works without considering clothing
Left boobs: not nothing, but probably smaller than deserved
Right boobs: if not artificially inflated, then the current nature of things has created a situation that may require surgery to alleviate the pain of carrying
There are worse ways to “drown in debt”
Right boobas more bigger boobas
Christ, hope April has a back brace.
Mood.
Cringe
Why April? Usually my highest expenses are in January because of some annual bills.
Because it’s April right now
I would assume taxes
