hperrin@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agoDo cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes?message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down11
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareDo cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes?hperrin@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square25linkfedilink
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 hours agoThey come from pregnant semi-trucks. The truck pulls up to a birthing port at a Supermarket when it’s time. Then highly skilled Supermarket staff peel away the brown protective cover and place the baby cheezits on a shelf for you to adopt.
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoThat actually makes them sound cute.
They come from pregnant semi-trucks. The truck pulls up to a birthing port at a Supermarket when it’s time. Then highly skilled Supermarket staff peel away the brown protective cover and place the baby cheezits on a shelf for you to adopt.
That actually makes them sound cute.