Scolding hot coffee that melts off your labia with a side of nationwide slander.
melts off your labia
you’re drinking it wrong.
An ad for a toy.
An ad for a toy that gives you 100 McGems for watching it and a button to buy 1000 McGems for $5.99 (toys cost 1200 McGems)
That math is too clean…
The ad gives 99 McGems, a toy costs 2000 McGems, and you get 750 McGems for $5.99, with 200 bonus McGems on you first purchase.
Now we’re talking!
They’re both McDonalds, but one is served at the White House.
Gun
McDonald’s food
Homework
A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker.
Sounds like someone has woodworking on their mind
Not really, I just can’t expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I?
The contentment meal is a bag of jerky served on a knee mill
Wet socks
The same toy, smashed.
Bees
Or dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
or the robotic Richard Simmons
Fucked up man
*Wasps
**murder hornets
whoa whoa whoa, partner, that is a bridge too far! lol
Cold chips
A Beanie Baby stuffed with hemorrhoids
A Stressball
Have you been to a restaurant lately? It’s the bill, the bill makes it an angry meal. The free toy in your happy meal makes it cost more. The last thing we need at home is more plastic junk.
