homes

That was the joke going over your head

“But that’s how we print our money!”

Obligatory

All games are made up

It’s called “body dysmorphia”

Nightshade did work on older models. Newer models adapted to prevent poisoning.

This is a new approach.

Nope. Just regular gay.

Ha ha! Gotcha!

Well, I’m sold. Except for the “women” part.

Two guys could give just as good a hand job…

It is nice. I would like a way for Mlem to integrate it, but their current solution is still pretty elegant in an of itself, especially because it does not rely on piefed for its functionality. everyone gets this.

Mlem (iOS) doesn’t exactly consolidate comments across crossposts, but it does list, at the top, all of the crossposts, how many upvotes/comments each one has, and links directly to them. It also works across Lemmy, piefed, and Mbin accounts/instances.

“Krazy Glue” is a brand of superglue in the US

Happy cake day!

Just AI data centers everywhere, sucking up all that power and generating the ads in a never-ending oroboros of suckitude.

That’s at least 6 murders for Hercule Poirot to solve! And possibly a jewel theft or two while he’s at it!

Kink Floyd

“She Who” sounds like a mid-00s Doctor Who spinoff that only got 1 season

That’s part of the joke: you can’t order just 20 or 50 or 100 hair ties. You have to order in quantities of 1000+

Still, only, like, $8 for 5,000 (assorted colors)

(It’s an awesome quinceanera gift!)

I ordered you a dozen hair ties on Amazon.

You’re welcome.