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      24 hours ago

      I haven’t held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old

      Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again

        • Furbag@lemmy.world
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          15 hours ago

          It helps if you are an extremely, laughably bad fit at your job, in like a “Fox assigned to guard henhouse” sort of way.

          The Trump administration and competency are like water and oil, soon to be separated.

        • Master167@lemmy.world
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          19 hours ago

          It’s super easy just start a podcast or TV show. Then you’ll be qualified for any position.