• tourist@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I haven’t held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old

    Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again

      • Furbag@lemmy.world
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        15 hours ago

        It helps if you are an extremely, laughably bad fit at your job, in like a “Fox assigned to guard henhouse” sort of way.

        The Trump administration and competency are like water and oil, soon to be separated.

      • Master167@lemmy.world
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        19 hours ago

        It’s super easy just start a podcast or TV show. Then you’ll be qualified for any position.