I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.
Same, but for Shapiro. Fuck him. No wait, I will take one for the team.
Your sacrifice is duly appreciated.
Apparently it’s snowflake night on Lemmy.
Edit: She’s apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.
Double edit:
Them tits ain’t woke.
Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.
Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?
Thank you for your service!
This man touched my penis
I see you know your judo well.
Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?
I’m about as lost here as I can be lol
some people made gooning a political ideology. see also gamergate 2.
Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don’t follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they’ve been in.
Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it’s an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I’m not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it
I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said “she has the best tits in Hollywood” and that’s just hilarious
Yeah - just like how Stellar Blade (vidya game) was the great end to wokeness because it had a (not underage!) girl that sounded like a child but was dressed like a stripper.
She really do be having some fine-ass titties
Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her
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It is. Because Shapiro is a deeply closeted homosexual in denial. I mean, those eyebrows… guuurl, you’re living in glass houses, sweaty.
He’s a failed theatre kid. He probably got rejected for a pre-blocking handy on Guys and Dolls.
I know that you likely meant “sweety” at the end there, but I really, really enjoyed that it said “sweaty” instead. It just tickled me in the best way.
Oh, I did mean sweaty as sweetie, it’s a thing. Lol
Fair enough. I’m out of the loop these days.
[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.
“Yes, getting wet is a symptom of BV, it’s very normal the four times that we had sex that you felt like you were sticking your dick in sandpaper.”
Wonder if Abby has an easier time getting some WAP from his wife…
Is that supposed to be read or read?
Depends if you are in a fugue state.
Like the duchess?
Yes, like Sterling Mallory Archer, code name Duchess
Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?
I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It’s like a theme with them.
He must since he doesn’t fuck his wife.
Oh, he fucks her, she’s just dry as the desert.
Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.
I mean, you are aware these texts aren’t real right
Satire is dead.
If John Paul satire is so smart, how come he’s dead?
