genetic engineering? ai singularity perhaps? How do you intend to live forever?

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    Fuck forever, just let my upcoming prostate biopsy be negative. I’m retiring and I have shit to do that doesn’t involve sitting in front of the TV wearing a diaper.

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      good luck, friend. this internet stranger will be keeping you in mind. nobody deserves some of the shit life dishes out, i sincerely hope this goes well for you.

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    I have “kidnapped” a small child and am brainwashing them to think like me.

    they will be me, essentially.

    one day they will do the same, and “I” will live on for eternity.

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    I won’t

    I’ll try to eat healthy and exercise, but besides that I’m not planning on doing anything.

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      Depends on what kind of forever. If it’s truly forever and there’s nothing you can do about it, that sounds like hell (imagine being the only thing floating in the universe after the heat death!) but if you can decide after 200, 500, 1000 years you’ve had enough, it really sounds like a pretty sweet deal.

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    Just fly a rocket into a stable orbit near a black hole and wait until the time dilation causes 1000s of years to pass on earth, then go back and hope someone has figured it out.

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    my background in biochemistry makes me think it’s almost guaranteed to be impossible, so i don’t worry about it.

    however, in hypothetical case it isn’t, i’d argue that it would be proper to destroy this technology in all cases along with inventors, because it would be horridly expensive initially, and first people to get it would be people like peter thiel and larry ellison. there was a recording where putin and xi admitted that they are also interested. then what you’ll get would be class of immortal oligarchs. planck once said, progress in physics happens one funeral at a time, it’s really more general than just physics, and you can say goodbye to any progress from that point on

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        thiel isn’t funding unlicensed drug trials for longevity/immortality just so that he’ll become more progressive in the process

        with 200, 300 year old oligarchs values they grew up with are gonna stay influential much longer

        For the record, i just intend to outlive my enemies

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    If eternity is all time, and all the time I have is 80 or so years (hopefully), then that is eternity, for me. I’ll already live “forever”.

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    You only die when the last person forgets your name. So I’m going to be remembered forever, all books in history should have a dedicated page about me.

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    Only insane billionaires plan for that.

    I’m not looking to live forever. Just another 40 to 50 years as long as I’m healthy. Only plan for that is to eat somewhat healthy and get a couple hours of cardio and strength training in a few times a week. Nothing obsurd just enough to maintain strength as I age and get the heart pumping.

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          Those treatments are in development. Not is use yet. The intention is to periodically reverse aging to shift it to many years younger state. Then repeat after some time.

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            no serious pharma company tries to do that, it’s all high proof uncut transhumanist nonsense, served by crackpots, feeding on old scifi and rooted in the same impulse that driven alchemists in search of immortality

            i’m of course not gonna stop you from believing in anything, do what you want

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                oh you “did your own research”. i work in pharma and there’s plenty of real problems to be solved instead of chasing wishes of dead chinese emperors

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                  Thanks for your service 🙏

                  Do you know what is the single biggest risk factor for mortality globally, and especially in developed countries?