Yep.

Memes are idea viruses.

The best kid of exploitation.

The one concert that is on my life long bucket list, for over 40 years, is to see Billy Joel live. He came to my local venue but I did not buy tickets because nose bleeds were over $400 and because I will not do business with Live Nation, period. It makes me sad but resolute.

Edit: For more context, I grew up hearing his music and I remember distinctly driving west on Java from Jakarta to the West coast in 1984 in a little piece of shit Daihatsu van my parents owned (that consistently burnt the bottoms of my feet because the exhaust was so close to the floor) and listening to Billy Joel on an eight track while bouncing and banging around on the awful roads on the way to the beach.

I have so much karma I can swim in it.

Oh wow. This makes so much sense. Damn, new head canon unlocked.

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That is likely the best way to do it.

Man, there are a lot of fascists on Lemmy.

The amazing part is that the game Klamath and the real Klamath are indistinguishable.

Man… Are you ok?

Lol! I’ve never played that.

Whoops. I misspoke. I gave a dog back, not like given away as in got rid of.

Keep going! Since you started doing this I have:

• Crossed the Pacific Ocean

• Merlt my sisters biological family

• Gotten a very large chest tattoo

• Gave a dog back

• Got given a new dog

• Got a sweet new electric bicycle

• Quit my job

• Got a new job

All of that is 100% true, I swear to God.

Drag Me To Hell was surprisingly scary and also just a good movie.

Gotta second the pastrami and swiss on rye. Especially with a good dark rye.

Mosquitoes literally when they suck my blood. It doesn’t happen often but I make sure to let them bite me so I can watch them suffer.

I never celebrated my cake day on Reddit, and I was there for 15 years. I just don’t give a shit.

Leave me alone, furiously masturbating in the corner over here.