He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
Soon?…No need to look at the obituaries, it’s gonna be on the front page
I’d like to think I’ll hear honking and cheering, but I live in a purple area, and it could go either way for some of my neighbors.
First Biden now this, seems like it’s too much to ask for that the US president isn’t suffering from dementia
Kinda hard when you keep electing presidents over 70 and then give them two terms
Especially when it’s one term in between as well.
I liked the sundowning president that passed meaningful legislation, didn’t consider half of Americans to be America’s enemies, had no felonies, and didn’t fuck kids.
But yeah, we need younger presidents.
Its just a corpse. A speaking, diaper shitting corpse
He looks like a dead fish.
Well he ain’t making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn’t much time left, if any at all
That president ain’t couch fucker eyeliner boy…
45-47 (years past best by date)
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?
Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?
You couldn’t miss the point more even if you tried
(I think they tried)
extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crabI’m so sorry that you’re unable to enjoy nature’s gift, the crab.
If nature has its way, soon we will all become crabs in beautiful carcinization. 🦀
We are all crabs on this glorious day
It is not nature’s gift, it’s nature’s weird pet project that is inflicted on too much life. Stop making things crab evolution you unoriginal fuck.
It’s not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin
So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out… Very interesting.
“And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion.”
Gotta have it on your hat and shirt, too
You’re not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show, and you’re really not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show when you’re in the fucking band. Absolutely reeks of desperation.
Wait, why not? Why is that desperate and not irony or just showing that you like the band?
Or how about this “Please be patient, I’m the president of the United States”?
trump rocking the ‘blowing bill look’
Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.
Murmurs: “bubba”
And drops a snowglobe.
Maybe we’ll consider electing someone who isn’t a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.
Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We’ve given the same generation power for over 30 years now
Dick Van Dyke 2028!
This looks like one of those Photoshop request pictures of a dying grandpa where someone will ask to digitally remove those two guys behind the window because they are ruining the photo.
If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.
