Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Thoughts and prayers with you brother.
oh man my coffee shoppe
Penisula
Florida is already the USA’s dick, but it has its own smaller dick?
It’s probably a fractal dick, like dicks all the way down…
When the Xenomorph ejaculates, a smaller dick emerges from the major dick to get the deed done.
I heard muthafucka had, like… thirty goddamn dicks.
In a row?
For a fractal dick to work, it has to be recursive alternating rows and columns, obviously.
Infinite-length water edging.
This has to be AI, right?
That’s far too erect for the average Florida Man.
You’re just looking at it upside down
50 years ago when people first started building houses there it was more flaccid. Global warming over the years changed it to fully erect
They need to cut it off from the main land so they can call it Pen Island.
Capital city would be Penectomia?
excellent idea
The asshole must be where Mar-a-Lago is.
If you buy a house there you’re getting dicked
Why did they erect houses there anyway ?
Because of the stiff competition
hard to believe
Come again ?
LOL
The common man is stored in the balls
yes the housing prices decrease the further away you are from the head
Come On Home
When realtors first started advertising new home construction they miss spell the word “come”
Florida men unite!
Do people think this is real…? When you can use AI to make anything it’s not really special anymore, because it’s so common.
Yeah but this is real. The homeowners actually have a PR agency to keep any news or mention of it out of the media. It’s very exclusive and they want to keep it that way.
No it’s not. It may not be AI but it’s not a real location. Look at the clouds. Look at the actual shape of it, where the “head” matches a little too closely. Natural shores wouldn’t form like that. The tree line is really fake. Look at any one point closer than just a glance and it doesn’t really make sense geographically when you think about it.
It’s kind of crazy/sad you can’t tell.
STFU
no u
Damn
