get married, have kids, buy/build a house, get a nice retirement plan and a gold watch, have a nice midlife crisis, eat a really nice steak that’s too big for me and finish the whole thing (and this is the important part) while a bunch of people watch and maybe I win a t-shirt, lose a pie-eating contest at some kind of local food festival, that kind of thing
one of my personal ones is to eat one of everything to maintain my dominant position on the food chain, but that’s just a lil bit of fun
What is the stereotypical male life goal? I wanna use this against the guys in my life.
get married, have kids, buy/build a house, get a nice retirement plan and a gold watch, have a nice midlife crisis, eat a really nice steak that’s too big for me and finish the whole thing (and this is the important part) while a bunch of people watch and maybe I win a t-shirt, lose a pie-eating contest at some kind of local food festival, that kind of thing
one of my personal ones is to eat one of everything to maintain my dominant position on the food chain, but that’s just a lil bit of fun
Build a house, have a son, plant a tree.
wrestle a gorilla and win, obviously
800 pound silverback gorilla or sun bear. one or the other, no in between
Move out of the basement.
Achieving gender equality.
Work 40+ hours and own a house, car, and wife.
I don’t think you can own wives nowadays!!
I don’t know. Maybe fell a tree, buy a nice car and then die by drowning in pussy?