gigaqps@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoSome have greatness thrust upon themlemmy.worldimagemessage-square69linkfedilinkarrow-up1435arrow-down18
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minus-squareGalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74·3 days agoHi I just want to get a regular dildo please. I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·3 days ago*sees your tight twink ass enter my shop "Ancient legends foretold of your arrival… I’ll go get Excalibur out of inventory. You’ll have to pull it from the stone, but without using your hands. "
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoYou expected powerful lower muscles, but little did you expect the chosen one to be the great swallower
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 days agoI can actually do that. “But why are you telling me?” Because when you have talent, you want to brag sometimes.
minus-squareMiisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days ago I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon. Waow…would :3 Those things are expensive tho 😭
Hi I just want to get a regular dildo please.
I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.
*sees your tight twink ass enter my shop
"Ancient legends foretold of your arrival… I’ll go get Excalibur out of inventory. You’ll have to pull it from the stone, but without using your hands. "
You expected powerful lower muscles, but little did you expect the chosen one to be the great swallower
I can actually do that.
“But why are you telling me?”
Because when you have talent, you want to brag sometimes.
Waow…would :3
Those things are expensive tho 😭