I build my own TV stack to replace my NVidia Shield. It’s way better… has a kick ass weather app

You’ve reached that age, huh

Prince Ferdinand the Solid has gained us so much XP here on the Isle of Blind Orphans

You merely adopted the N-word. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn’t leave the Xbox live CS lobby until I was already a man.

She is the woman who ran Yahoo into the ground

Was Yahoo doing that well in 2012? At the time people were saying that she would never have gotten the job if Yahoo wasn’t a sinking ship

* If you grow up

Lmao my Pixel 8 also developed the line. I had the screen replaced once, but it happened again within a year and by then it was out of warranty.

I’ve had so many different Nexus/Pixel devices over the years, but Pixel 8 was a much worse experience than a Motorola and I had to pay 2x more for the privilege.

Now I’m on a Moto g power 2025.

Lmao same 🥲

I literally had it in my shopping cart ready to buy when I discovered they removed the headphone jack.

I went with Motorola instead

If the volume is high enough there won’t be a dry butt in the house

💚💚💚

Turns out it doesn’t prevent pregnancy, it just changes the color of the baby

I feel like I see them in Chinese and Japanese grocery stores regularly

Equally fitting if the word of the year is “Clauding™: to leverage Anthropic™ intelligence tooling to simplify your life and maximize you potential. Brought to you by Anthropic™! Get your free trial today!”

Two birds, one stone

Gasoline cars need to accept grass if they are ever to be a viable replacement for a horse. Like, what if you’re far from a gas station but there’s a meadow right there?

Only fringe enthusiasts can own a gasoline car that doesn’t have a biofuel fermenter attached.

She won’t let me hold hers

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(8 digit number because Europe)

It is indeed a novelty lighter

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