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  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    As the saying goes, never criticize anyone before you walked a mile in their butt.

    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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      After that, who cares? You’re a mile away, and you have their butt

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    Oh it’s about sex. I thought it was about IBS

    • Lenny@lemmy.zip
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      Maybe it’s both 😳

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    Can I at least try to prove you right?

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    On the contrary I think You’d probably be able to fit both your feet in one of my shoes quite comfortably.

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      But how many feet would fit in your butt?

      • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip
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        The large intestine is about 5 feet long.

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    … Uhm are you giving me permission?

  • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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    To the experienced fellas, How does anal actually feel? i’ve never been with a partner interested in recieving anal.

    • riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Small door, big room.

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      second on it feeling tighter at the opening. other than that as the top it feels pretty similar to vaginal. they still clamp down a bit when you hit a good spot, but the good spots are less intuitive to find. one thing that stands out to me is anal feels a lot warmer for some reason. maybe theres more blood flow or something idk, it just feels really warm in there in a good way.

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      Hmm… it’s not bad, but it’s definitely overrated so don’t feel like you’re missing out on much. As for what it’s actually like… physically, most of the feeling is around the entrance and it’s obviously tighter so that part is cool. Plus it’s a bit of a taboo thing still so that makes it hotter, and in my experience women are usually surprised by how enjoyable it can be and I’m a big fan of women enjoying themselves so that makes it fun for me too.

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        Oh, interesting! In my experience what my cuties were surprised by how enjoyable they were was the spankings.

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          Oh yeah. That too. And I don’t really get it but hey… if they like, who am I to argue?

    • FunkyCheese@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Its like 90% as good but quite different

      So good for variety IMO

    • did_you_find_violets@lemmy.worldOP
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      for me: intense, heavy fullness and a deep, rhythmic pressure in the pelvis + indirect hitting of vaginal nerve endings from behind (A-spot).

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      I tried fingering my prostate once, I was surprised how easily my finger slipped in with plentiful lubing, however it was really messy (I did absolute no planning at all, I just tried it in the shower) and I couldn’t quite reach the good spot with my finger comfortably.

      • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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        Glad to hear, tho Im mainly talking about PIA. Some exploratory masturbation i’ve done and even some with a partner but i’ve never been with a partner that wanted it up the butt

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      I feel like it’s the same but tighter and it lacks lubrication. Nothing special sensory wise tbh

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    With enough lube… And condoms

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      I don’t need condoms if I only use my left foot.

      Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant…

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        Accidentally used my right foot, now a father of five

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        Condoms prevent more things than pregnancy…

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          And which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?

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            athlete’s foot.

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              Already have that. At this point, I’m more concerned about athlete’s ass.

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              Ok, that one is probably true

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                Just be sure to wear a flip flop and you’ll probably be fine

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                  Of all shoe styles… Flip flops are probably the least safe…

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        depends on how flexible you are.

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          I can do the thing where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers… Where does that puy me?

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            oooooh sorry that disqualifies you

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              Disqualified from causing pregnancy… WIN!!!

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    “Challenge accepted.”

  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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    Bet.

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    Let’s find out then

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