They honestly lost me with the fitness platform they were developing with the hardware they tried launching before they got bought by Fitbit.

I’m too baked into my Apple Watch to use a Pebble today. I don’t have any of my old watches. I would not mind a circular Apple Watch. I loved the Pebble Round.

You’re gonna eat the dildo?

cock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud

Damn, you saw this first.

That first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?

Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.

Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.

Well they have to be convicted first.

There is a secret level in Doom II described in the biography Masters of Doom by David Kushner. It was made as a prank, where the boss had the face of one of the Johns and moved at 200% faster speed than the player. I’m not sure if this made it into the retail or shareware versions they shipped.

I genuinely want to know the search query that gave this.

Okay, but how far back does this go? It can’t really be that all games in existence that ran on Windows is being counted. Is it?

My mind went to “Mother Love” by The Lonely Island with the title alone.

She killed those puppies.

I don’t know what that is.

Rufus would probably tell you there is no such thing as Rufus.

It’s not literally a cradle of filth?

The sex appeal of # Kate Winslet.

THAT SONG IS ABOUT SEX

No