The first time I heard of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, I was browsing a cable digital guide and misread it as Keeping Up with the Cardassian. I was immediately disappointed.

Many entry level MacBooks of the last decade have probably been 8 GB. I have a M1 MacBook Air and that is 8 GB. It is fine for me.

I imagine it was this.

I didn’t like it either.

I mean, famously the studio rendered a nude model of Eliot Page against their consent for Beyond: Two Souls (a game that is already stupid for not telling a linear story; there was a future release that include a chronological story mode) that was never intended for the final version but left in the retail release for anyone to discover.

EDIT: I’m gonna mention this to stress the point that David Cage is awful. Don’t read this if you get trigger by assault. Despite all this according to Wikipedia, Page as of 2025 is set to produce a television adaptation.

I’d prefer the Darkest Timeline at this point. At least cool doppelgängers from a alternate reality of Greendale, Colorado will try to do something.

That alone is problematic. Just never ever reference a Quantic Dreams game.

EDIT: David Cage, the director of these games thinks female empowerment is a woman getting sexually assaulted multiple times and fighting their way out. That happens to a single character in Heavy Rain. Oh and one of the endings they get is jumping out a burning building to their death. And this is over a period of like two days.

I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.

This actually reminded me of Arrested Development.

This is Charlie.

You do know his first name is Charlie, right? And he has social anxiety.

An excuse for me to mention this.

They don’t wrestle and somehow failed to acquire bombs. Yet they managed to blow up the Enterprise-D. I just forget which is B’Etor and which is Lursa.

I thought the band Hopesfall had a terrible name. So I mocked it.

I wonder if someone explained to him The Matrix is a transgender allegory.

I think it says 1998.

This is the most 90s image I have seen in a long time.

Shouldn’t you be seeing if they weigh the same as a duck?

If you didn’t leave when the API pricing went up, everything is your fault.

AI Text Summarizes are Hilariously Dehumanizing