Counter point: psychic knew she would say something hilarious, and intentionally asked for the laugh
Psychic: Why don’t you come in for a reading?
Me: Shouldn’t you already know the answer to that?
I was thinking that, but more concise:
Psychic: Why don’t you come in for a reading?
Me: You don’t know?
I was once invited to join a coffee reading event, to which I responded by asking if I should bring a book or whether they had a specific one in mind. Wish I could say it was was wit, but nope, just genuine confusion lol.
Huh. Before tapping the link I was beginning to imagine jokes I might tell about it being an event where coffee is the thing being read.
Definitely wasn’t expecting it to be exactly that.Just read the nutrition info from the back of the bag of coffee
I was drunk at a party at a rural art gallery in my 20s and a middle aged woman i didn’t know grabbed my hand, looked at it and said with perfect confidence that i needed to be careful driving home because i’d been in a few prangs (australian for car accidents) and had another coming up.
When i replied that i’ve never driven a car or been in an accident all she could say was “oh”.
Now I must remember prangs. It sort of sounds right.
“Perfect, the dumber, the better!”
We all wish we could come up with such clever responses right in the moment.
Yeah I’d probably say something more like “fuck off cunt” 😅
No thanks, I’m trying to quit…my last psychic lost all my money in a card game.
I’ve never encountered a psychic on the street.
Not that I need any, I just now feel like I’m missing out on something.
There’s a big shopping street in the next big city, on which I’ve definitely seen people try to pitch psychic services.
I’ve also seen an older guy claiming to be a master offering chess matches for five bucks. I’m not keen on touching piece that who knows how many other people have touched (this was before I started carrying disinfectant in my bag during Covid), and I didn’t have the time either, but sometimes I wish I’d played a match just to see how hard he could school me.
And I’ve seen too many people trying to evangelise. Actually, that should probably count as psychic crap too.
They know to avoid you
Hah!
Jared deflects psychic intuition
(asked my friend to type this tweet out for me, thanks Kayleigh!)
she would know if you’re coming in already
