Spykee

Fuck yeah!
Did anyone see the new Dyson stick?\

Can I talk to her?

I’m on a holiday camping road trip.
Just sat on a public unisex toilet.
Some super hot milf used it before me.
The whole toilet still smells of her wonderful perfume/deo/lotion.
Toilet seat still warm.
That’s BodyContact-101, bitches!
My first time with a hot milf while on a holiday.
So long virgins!

Edit: PostNut Euphoria.

YES!!!
I can finally take Stella on a date.
Yeah for science!

“You cannot have a cake and eat it too?”
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It’s like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.

I love your boobs too, bro!

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I said what I said.

Size doesn’t matter.
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All boobs are beautiful.

I support this narrative.
Not because it is logical, BUT BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING RIGHT!
GET IT, CHARLOTTE?
I DON’T HAVE EYES ON MY CAR’S TAIL-LIGHT TO SEE YOU WERE COMING TOWARDS ME.

Not the first time I have been conned with Boobs.
Hurts the same.

hmu

How you doin?

Porncrastination.
Yes, it IS word. I’ve been doing this activity for years. Do not doubt my experience in the field.

You shower naked?
You slut!

Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this.

Lemmy has a lot of people who are ready to die on a tiny hill.