I needed to vent about this somewhere, thanks
Just do jumping jacks till you’re dry.
You either dry out or slip and break your neck. Either way wetness is no longer a problem.
I have legitimately slapped myself dry more than once.
Turns out skin is pretty watertight, the water just… sits there. You can’t twist yourself, but you can pat all the drops out enough to at least get into some pants without looking like you peed yourself.
You shower naked?
You slut!Keep showering. The Lord will provide a towel when it is time to leave.
Towelie always says: “Don’t forget to bring a towel!”
Do people not keep towels in the bathroom cupboard??
Bathroom cupboard is normal, except in shared bathrooms like in boarding schools, military or gyms.
our house has the bathrooms spread across multiple floors but only one linen closet.
I would color code and distribute them next time I buy new ones.
Nowhere to really store them in the downstairs. it’s more often someone rounding out a load of laundry by grabbing the towels. you hop in the shower and ONLY EVER then realize the folly.
