I can’t actually argue with that statement

This also helps prevent the cork from drying out

Windows 98SE was peak design

Look how well that worked out for Arthur Anderson

You finished Netflix? Impressive.

Well it’s very hard to read

What is wrong with your “th”?

Fun fact, this is due to the Coriolis effect!

They can’t find you if they’re dead

Lol somehow that strikes me as a poor flirting technique

Speaking for myself, getting laid is orders of magnitude more difficult than making friends.

You’re the goddamn idiot if you thought abstaining from voting would help anything. Hope you’re proud of yourself shithead

Obligatory Technology Connections

https://youtu.be/TbHBHhZOglw

(maybe)